Stow-Away (stoh eh whey): One who stays in the train bathroom the whole trip to avoid paying for a ticket. ex: John spent all his money at the strip club, and had to be a stow-away.
Derf (daerph): Thought to originate from NPT, it is the hair that grows on the grundle (see below). Derf Mullet: When you shave your balls (short in front) and let the grundle hair, i.e. the derf, grow wild (long in back). Reverse Derf Mullet: When you shave your derf and keep you balls extra furry.
French Tickler ('french 'ti-k(&-)l&r): A phallus shaped piece of rubber or plastic often used to simulate sexual intercourse. AKA: Dildo, Dong, Rubber Cock. There are all sorts of variations on the tickler, including the standard dick, cock and balls, double-headed, ribbed, beaded, vibrating, strap-on, the list goes on and on. A fun thing you can do with one is bring it to a party and secretly put it in a drawer somewhere. Later, take it out in front of a crowd and pretend that it belongs to the host. This is sure to cause permanent emotional damage for the host, but that's not your problem, now is it?
French Safe ('french saphe): A rubber sheath intended for the prevention of pregnancy and/or disease. AKA: condom, jimmy hat, pocket protector, rain coat. The French Safe, once only used by sailors, has become necessary if you don't want to catch AIDS from dirty sluts. It's fun to blow them up and use them as decorations, or you can stretch them out and put them on your head. We here at sevs recommend the ribbed variety for her pleasure.
Cock-blocker (kok-blok er): An individual who hinders a male's ability to make physical contact with a desired female (or male in some fucked up situations). They come in all shapes and sizes, yet the majority are fat and ugly (no offense cock-blockers but you usually are very fat and very ugly). Also, cock-blocking is not gender specific, a cock-blocker can be either a male or a female, or one of those shemales where you really aren't sure what kind of equipment they're playing with. So always, and I mean always be on the lookout for potential cock-blockers.
Making the beast with two backs: Shakespeare era slang for fucking.
Grundle (grun-del): The rectangular patch of epidermis stretching from the juevos to the red eye. Techichal term: the perineum
It's Getting Dark Out: A prhase you can use when you see an unusual number of black people in Northport (an unusual number being more than none for the most part). Rascist? No, not really; Northport is just a whitebread town (if you didn't notice).