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We've put up a new poll for everyone to enjoy. We especially want the ladies out there (all two of you) to take the time to vote. You don't have to be a lesbian to know that women are much more beautiful creatures than men. In our last poll "driving around aimlessly" came in at number one with a bullet, proving once again that Northport sucks if you need something to do. Northport isn't all bad though, if you like living in a town with the racial diversity of a vanilla milkshake, or enjoy listening to teachers bitch about how terribly under-paid they are, then it's an excellent place to call home.

The Baron @ ://

09/06/01

9 comments

northport def does suck i 've been living here pretty much my whole life and nothing ever seems to get done I just fall deeper into a drug induced sleep where i never want to wake from hook up with underage whores who only seem to want one thing and that to be treated like shit well I have news for you youngins it doesn't get better abandon all hope and shoot yourself in the neck......

» sireWkW • 09/06/01

There are definitely more than a coupe of girls who come to the site! May be you could make a poll about what features girls like on a guy? That'd be fun for you guys to see...

» a girl • 09/06/01

That's a definite possibility. Tell me what features I should make choices though. Other than dicks, I didn't know guys had any other distinguisable features.

» The Baron @ :// • 09/06/01

girls like dumb stuff like annual salaries, stock portfolios, and black guys. Girls are permanently confused.

» Sassy @ :// • 09/06/01

how about.... 1) smile 2) muscles 3) dick 4) eyes 5) ass

» another girl • 09/06/01

northport doesnt suck that bad...try going to another town and tell me northport still sucks...although everybody is a drug addict, like myself...NORTHPORT RULES

» 4skin • 09/07/01

northport doesnt suck that much i used to Live in connecticut and eventough it was cool having acers of land the social life was quite lame

» illbill @ :// • 09/07/01

4Skin you are a drug addict but your my boy so it's OK and your right other towns are worse but you have to admit sitting at bellrose it getting kinda old.....

» SireWkW • 09/12/01

There isn't much to do in this town but there is MASS quantities of quality hydroponic marijuana. In other places they smoke REGZ dirt ass regz and they are as bored as we are.

» Moocow • 09/13/01