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How the youth of Northport spends a Saturday night

Last night the Baron asked me to do some recon on the pit party for Sevs. The pit, for those of you who don't know, is a valley in the woods next to Elwood road. It's just a cleared, unlit area with a keg and a shitload of kids. I knew that I would be in for a lame night, but in the name of journalism I accepted my mission reguardless. Here are some file photos I took at the early in the night (click on the thumbnails for larger versions):

Ill Bill representin'.	Myles looking a little dazed.
Blom looking for more people to do a bukake on the hood of his truck.	Everyone gathered around the star of the party.
Excitement.	Rico knows that it isn't a party without Bacardi.
Shouldn't these two be off saving the world somewhere?	Scherrer doing his best impersonation of a deer in the headlights.

More people came after these were taken, but nothing exciting went down. A few people tried to start a fire, but it burned out pretty soon after it was lit. Matt Fitz tried to get a USA chant going, no one was in the mood though. Chris D'arco smoked regs, and then spent the rest of night trying to deny it. Hash sold cups and complimented chicks on their tits. The police showed up before 11, and with them came the end of the party.

Chad @ ://

09/16/01

16 comments

you guys need to head over to the damn home depot and get some Tiki torches or something.

Standing in the dark = amateur

» Sassy @ :// • 09/16/01

Actually, I was just going to comment on the Tiki Torches. Indeed, there were, I believe 3 tiki's last night. One was grounded by the keg, the other 2 were floating around. So at least it was an improvement from plain darkness. And I don't know who was smarter. The fools who tryed to light a fire and failed, or the kids last week who were throwing dry leaves in fire, doing nothing but make more smoke. And just to confirm, D'Arco did in fact smoke regs. Be sure to remind him of that, since about 5 minutes after he quenched his craving for the dry, brown, disgusting substance, he claimed that it wasn't regs, only hydro that "tasted funny." A positive I.D. on the reg-toting female will be in the near future. Furthermore, D'Arco ended up throwing up later that night on someone's carpet.

» Ernst • 09/16/01

First off, NPT partys SUCk! I have nothing wrong with them, but nobody knows how to do anythig right... Read my post in the fourm to learn what to do...

» SHAFT • 09/16/01

Would that be the reg-toting female with the jar? Because I can bear witness that D'arco definately rocked the regs with her. And not only that, but smoked it to ash, true fiend style. "Wat it's still good"

» TheMyles • 09/16/01

you little shits cant throw a party...a party to you is standing in front of a lame fire getting wasted at the so called "pit"...your all lame

» 4skin • 09/16/01

you little shits cant throw a party... a party to you is standing in front of a fire, getting wasted at the so called "pit"...your all lame

» 4skin • 09/16/01

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A PARTY AT THE CHOP SHOP I KNOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE TOWN OF OURS HAVE LOST A BRAINCELL OR TWO AT MY HOUSE PARTY'S THAT GO ON FOR DAY'S ONE OF MY FRIEND HAS EVEN SUGGESTED THAT WE BUILD A METAPHORIC CUBBY FOR YOUR BRAIN AT MY DOOR...WE'LL THERE WILL BE NO MORE PARTY'S MY PARETS HAVE COME OUT OF HIBERNAION LET'S SAY AN THE DAY'S OF THE 10 POUND WEED BREAK UP AND SCRAPING THE MICROWAVE WILL BE THINGS OF THE PAST NO MORE LITTLE GIRLS SHAKING THERE ASSES TO LOUD ELECTRONIC MUSIC :( SADDNESS IT'S A SAD DAY FOR ALL THOSE IN NPT WHO KNOW THE CHOP SHOP FOR IT'S FAMOUS K-HOLES AND DUSTBONG HITS WHERE WIGGIE WILL BREAK LEGS FOR K AND A LOT OF LITTLE GIRLS WON'T BE COMING HOME TO MOMMY AND DADDY ON TIME .....

» SirEwKw • 09/17/01

can we come back, if i return your camera?????

» i sold it for crack • 09/17/01

thats funny ... but i don't think you would be joking if you were face to face with me and you had really stole my camra ....

» SirE wKw • 09/18/01

Ahh, the Northport Party Scene. My favorite had to have been the party at Hobart where a bunch of Huntington kids showed up and beat the shit out of everyone with baseball bats. Woo Wee!!! Another Hobart party I had to bury my weed in the sand in a pouch when the cops came. Then I came back a week later, and like a treasure map, I took 10 paces form the garbage can, faced east and took another 2 steps, and undug my treasure!!! long Live the Creeper!

» Felix Tibs @ :// • 09/18/01

Ouch, that stings...

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» Felix Tibs @ :// • 09/18/01

I agree with the creeper living for ever, but are we talking about the same creeper, cause i know you've never had a bag a pot to call your own, let alone one you would be abe to bury. Ans as for the chop-shop, i've got my candle buring right outside next to my one for the world trade center.

» REMSone • 09/18/01

Your cool Rem, can i be in High School like you?

» tony wanton @ :// • 09/19/01

Ouch!!!!! a cold slap to the face from a stranger hiding in a dark room. That one really hurt. Obviously I was misunderstood, the creeper is someone I used to chill with and I was just giving him props, but now I know it's just people not being able to come up with original nicknames for their friends. And as for my posting here, I was one of the Sleaze boys and I really miss that site, so now I'm here. Once the Sleaze is back, wich looks to me as never happening, i will be a thing of the past.

» REMSone • 09/20/01

ya bro a lot of chicks at this party had nice tits

» hash • 09/23/01

Sleaze dont want you ack Rem, they already got a bitch. As for onion bagels, nigga please!

» remSleaze • 09/24/01