A party at the VA is always better than a party at the Pit, but that's not saying much. Everyone and their brothers were there tonight, and the atmosphere was pretty decent considering we were stading around in an open field with no light other than the moon. Drunken little girls were running all about acting like drunken little girls. Jason Haber seemed a little exasperated when he said this gem, "I'm drunk, where are you going?
I JUST FUCKING CAME FROM THERE!" Tonight was pretty well organized, but not quite up to the level of last week's. There were no fights this week, sorry to say. There was also a surprise entrance by Bongo Man as the party was winding down. For those of you who don't know who he is, Bongo Man travels around with his boombox and cart full of bongos entertaining the town in the best way he knows how,
Playing music!. Rock on Bongo Man, rock on. Sorry about the lack of pictures, we'll make it up to you next time.
In other news, we updated the poll. It seems that 11th grade has the hottest girls, and girls like eyes and dick. We're sure that some guys voted on the girls poll (we're actually 100% certain of it), but we think a large majority of the votes were female ones. I mean, no guys (besides
[insert name of someone you think is secretely gay]) are gay enough to vote for eyes and smile as the best features of a guy. You can check the results of all the old polls by hitting the archive button next to poll. On our new poll, just vote on what you think of the truck, not the owner of the truck.
The Van site is back up.
Check it out. It looks a lot better than it used to, and is definitely worth checking out.