HOT OFF THE PRESSES: Tonight the Ashroken police busted Tom Ulrich, Ryan Quinn, and Chris Sagistano with $90 worth of beer in the backseat of Ulrich's car. Neil Brown is the big loser in all of this because it was all his beer. Sean Quigley was in the car with the busted 3, but got out before they were pulled over.

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Tonight as I was driving to Mere's I saw a familar face walking along Ashroken, towards the Neck. I turned around and checked it out. It was indeed Sean Quigley, so I picked him up. He explained his story: party at Herships' for the Cross Country team, they couldn't find the house so he got out of the car he was in too look on foot. He asks me to take him to Herships' house, which I do. Before we get there, we see the car he was in earlier pulled over by the Ashroken Police. The contents of this car were Tom Ulrich (driver; allegedly only has a junior license), Bryan Quinn (track superstar), Chris "New Shoes" Sagistano, and all $90 worth of Neil Brown's beer. We saw them getting frisked as we drove by, so they are presumably fucked. Quigley then relayed to me how he got out of their car before because another car they were with got pulled over, and he had a feeling the same was going to happen to them; he was right. He tried to tell him to put the beer in the trunk, but they didn't listen to him, serves them right. Quigs saw a bad situation, and got out of there, just like we learned to do in health. We turned around again and went to Mere's. Highlights there include a little dueling banjos *wink wink, nudge nudge* between Mere and Hyno and an 8 person, 6 implement session at 11. Some new masked ripper footage was filmed while I was there, look for it on Sevs soon.

Sean Quigley: 1, Ashroken Cops: 0
Ashroken Cops: 1, Dorks: 0

Cumulative Total:
Sean Quigley: 1
Ashroken Cops: 1
Dorks: 0
Moral of the story? Dorks and partying don't mix.