You might be addicted to pornography if...

... you masturbate lefty so you can keep your right hand on the mouse.
... you know the words to GG Allin's "I wanna fuck myself" by heart.
... you are a guy and you use lotion.
... the only things in your trash can are used tissues.
... you have subscriptions to Hustler, Penthouse, Private, and Taboo.
... you have over 50 VHS tapes, and only 3 aren't hidden.
... when you go to the hun at noon, and every link has already been visited.
... you give yourself indian burns... 5 times a day.
... you know all the names of the Vivid girls.
... you clear the history after every time you use the computer.
... you had to buy a new hard drive because your "collection" had grown a little too large.
... you've justified to yourself that porn is art.
... when you talk to girls you call them "fuckmeat" or "you dirty little whore".
... you laminate your porn mags so they don't get ruined when you bring them in the shower.
... the first thing you try to do with a girl is fuck her in the ass.
... you've named your dick.
... you became a pizza delivery boy because Jenna said she loves a guy who delivers.
... you think girls love to swallow.

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