Who's The Boss was about this dude named Tony. He drove a blue van I think. Sam drove a yellow car with reflectors all over it (because Tony was concerned for her safety. How embarrassing!) Tony's role on the show was Angela's bitch. He had to do all the work around the house because he was homeless or something. The family consisted of Tony, Angela, Angela's mother, Mona (who I'm pretty sure thought she was hot. That, or I thought she was hot when I was a little kid, but I really hope not. Same goes for that Blanch chick from Golden Girls. Do old people count as chicks? Hope so.) Then there was Sam, who would later go on to play in hit movies like Poison Ivy 2, which I think might have been a porn, some other porn movie, and now 1-800-COLLECT commercials as Samantha Savalot or something like that.
IN CONCLUSION
I think they air Who's The Boss on the Fox Family Channel. But nobody knows for sure, nobody watches that channel. They gave the Olsen Twins a show, which proves to me nothing they air ever could possibly be of any value. Who's the Boss is funny as hell. But just in theory. If you actually sit though it you'll be surprised just how unfunny Tony Danza can actually be. They might have slapped a comedy label on it, but I think they were supposed to actually file it "Crap." Someday I want to pay Tony Danza a real lot of money to come sing the theme song to Who's The Boss at my birthday party. Seeing him sing that song would be a dream come true for me.

- written by robotfrank