The time has come again for another split poll, one for things with a penis, one for those without. Try to vote within your gender lines, as you really aren't going to gain anything by fixing the vote on a website devoted to a small Long Island town. The last poll showed that the majority of those that voted think bigger is better. I wonder if the results would have been the same had we made it about anal probes instead of being ambiguous.

Now what you're all dying to know: When are the forums going to be open? Short Answer: I don't know. Long Answer: We're having some trouble getting onto the new server, and I wanted to get that out of the way before we reopened the forums. I'm trying as hard as I can to get the forums back up in a speedy manner, but I can't give any kind of concrete date on when that will be. Just try to hang in there.