New poll up. It, like all other polls on this pile of crap we call a website, is purely hypothetical in nature (But hey, if the shoe fits...). Also, due to our strong personal convictions, we wish to stress that this poll in no way endorses a belief in the occult.

Last poll showed that most people like to stand up when they're done with their dirty work. So what does this mean for you sitters out there? Well it means you can go hang out with Greenday and be your minority selves... because that's what minorities do... I think. If you don't wipe? You're A OK in my books, buddy.