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100,000 hits! WOOO! Party! Dance Dance REVOLUTION!!~~~~~!111
Well boys and girls, Sevs has done it. It's reached the golden 100,000 hit marker. I don't know exactly why it's golden; it doesn't seem to be worth anymore now, and there certainly aren't any sinners worshipping it, but whatever the case may be, it's no longer aluminum. What does this mean for you, the reader of the site? Jack shit buddy, it's just a chance for us editors who have carried this site from it's infancy to flex our balls and generally piss into the wind without getting any on our pants. I would take the time out to say "thank you" to all the readers and forum goers that have helped us get this far, but I'd rather just say "fuck you" because the more you come the more money it costs me, and on top of that I hate 99% of you. So here goes:

FUCK YOU!

Ahh... that felt good. Anyway, we put up a small poll just to see what the general concensus on Sevs is, 100,000 hits later. The results to the last poll were pretty uninspiring, I won't even bother with a recap, if you really want to know, check the poll archives.

The Baron @ ://   05/13/02

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The choices on the new post are classic. ALL HAIL THE BARRON!
» Squeeze MY TITZ • 05/13/02

Uh I tried the whole pissing into the wind deal....came out pretty messy.

Woo 100grand. Someone give me a clark bar
» PeteTownshend @ :// • 05/13/02

&You suck and sevs suck. Eyunta.com is the only site I waste my time at!
» screw you • 05/14/02

is that jaime graff in the picture? Her brother's a toll but she's hot.
» curious • 05/15/02

is that jaime graff in the picture? Her brother's a tool but she's hot.
» my bad • 05/15/02

hey cmon remove that! thats none of ur biz and newayz how would u like 2 see urself up thier?? pleez remove asap thank u
» Tim • 05/15/02

Asking for it to be removed will only make people ejoy it more. Sad but true.
» moocow • 05/15/02

And I do believe that several steps were taken to mask that photo. Not to mention it was cropped quite a bit.
» Falcon • 05/16/02

u dont want to see that pic. there gross
» nonphixion • 05/22/02

take the picture off, you've been asked to do so, do you need a personal invitation from the scpd?
» KROLL TAKE OFF THE PICTURE • 05/23/02

take the picture off, you've been asked to do so, do you need a personal invitation from the scpd?
» KROLL TAKE OFF THE PICTURE • 05/23/02

Can you remove all traces of those two girls? This means, pictures and posts about them. You've been asked already, please follow instructions Chad Knoll, thank you.
» Remove the 2 Girls • 05/23/02

maybe if u spelled his name right he would do it you fuckin retard
» replicant • 05/23/02

Can you please develop brain cells that havent been damaged yet? That means, healthy cells, without the fetal alcohol syndrome. This may be the first time Im asking, but at least im not ending this by spelling your name completely wrong.
No problem
» Whats the big problem with pictures of censored faces? • 05/23/02

Mr. Knoll, Chad Knoll, take those pictures off if you would be so kind.
» REMOVE 'EM NOW @ • 05/23/02

KNOLL? LIKE A GRASSY KNOLL. I THINK THAT PICTURE SHOULD BE ON EVERYTHING INVOLVED WITH THIS WEBSITE AND EVERYTHING EVEN SLIGHTLY PERTAINING TO NORTHPORT. SLUTS FOR A NEW GENERATION OF TOWNIES I TELL YOU.
» STICK EM UP • 05/24/02

Your a moron kid, posting that is illegal 'cause they are underage AND b/c they didn't consent, didn't high school teach you anything? The guys that owns this site should get smart and take it off quick. all traces, stop making those girl lives miserable, how would you feel if you were up there. You kids have no remorse, all you do is exploit each other, find something better to do w/ ur lives, losers.
» STICK EM UP UR A TOOL • 05/24/02

BLAH FUCKING BLAH. I WAS KIDDING. WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT A COUPLE OF ICECREAM CONE LOOKING HIGH SCHOOL BROADS WITH NO SHIRTS ON. I KNOW IT'S ILLEGAL. IT'S KIDDY PORN RIGHT? TO BE HONEST I LIKE THE CROPPED VERSION BETTER, JUST AS A LITTLE REMINDER. AS FOR THESE CHICKS FEELINGS, CRY ME A RIVER THEY HAVE PROBALBLY NEVER GOTTEN SO MUCH ATTENTION. ALL GIRLS SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. ALL THE ATTENTION FROM ALL THOSE GUYS! OK... NO.. BUT SERIOUSLY ... FUCK YOU !!
» I AM NOT A TOOL... I AM STICK EM UP • 05/24/02

you were kidding? well i wasen't...well i can tell you that THEY DON'T WANT TO BE ON THIS WEBSITE, so they don't want the attention. so why don't u sit on it and rotate...stupid punk high school kids, you are just entertainment for me...why don't u say something to someones face instead of talking all tough on here...yah exactly...your a little bitch thats all...
» gimme a break • 05/24/02

Maybe they should have thought about that before they struck a pose.
» Falcon • 05/24/02

I thought i saw them on http://www.eyunta.com
» felix • 05/24/02

IT'S FUNNY THAT "STUPID PUNK HIGH SCHOOL KIDS" ARE ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOU. ME PERSONALLY I LIKE BALLOON HEADED, RETARDED HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, SUCH AS THE ONES PICTURED ABOVE. I THINK THEY MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND, WITH THEIR MORONIC ADVENTURES WITH END RESULTS THAT THEY JUST DIDN'T CONSIDER. HEL-FUCKING-LO WHERE DID THEY EXPECT THE PICTURE TO END UP? IN THEIR "TRUSTED" FRIENDS DRESSER? NO ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB (OF COURSE). ANNA KOURNAKOVA ISN'T EVEN SAFE FROM THE VULTURES WHY SHOULD THEY GIRLS BE. OTHER THINGS I ENJOY IS BORRISH OLDER BROTHER TYPES (SUCH AS YOURSELF) TRYING TO BE TOUGH BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE OLDER THAN THE PERSON WITH WHOM THEY ARE COMMUNICATING. I'M NOT SO SURE YOU ARE. I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO "SHOW MY FACE", BUT QUITE FRANKLY I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND THESE TWO GIRLS. SO I SUGGEST THAT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET THE PICS OFF THIS SITE ONCE AND FOR ALL YOU HAVE THESE GIRLS TAKE DEAR OLD DAD BY THE ARM AND JUST SHOW HIM. THEN HE CAN LOOSE ALL RESPECT FOR HIS LITTLE GIRL AND CALL HIS LAWYER AT THE SAME TIME. HELLO, GOODBYE, FUCK YOU!
» STICK EM UP (YOU FUCKING DIP-SHIT) • 05/24/02

This just reinforces my theory that most Northporters are either stupid sluts or white trash adults the only reason Northport has any old money is because of bootlegging the equivalent of drug dealers today. Just slap the bitch knoll with a lawsuit girls if you dont like it. In society we have a little thing called the law and people who represent you in court these are mostly called lawyers(thats l-a-w-y-e-r-s) you can sue Knoll and get some money or if hes under 18 sue his parents you can sue for emotional distress maybe if you werent so busy suckin on cocktail weenies and watching Jackass you would use what little brains you have. This applies to the so called adults on this board(if any) also. Stop wasting time and actually do something if you dont like what you see.
» mike lennon(Im not afraid 2 post my real name unlike you suckas) • 05/24/02

YEA, lets sue Knoll. Now we just have to find a Knoll, and make him part of this website.

Its funny. You see someone display some stupidity. And then the next thing you know, everyones blurting out stupidity!
» Falcon • 05/25/02

Ahh good ol' KNOLL is there anything he can or can't do??

Spread your grassy Knoll
» KNOLL for Prez • 05/25/02

Man what a shit town northport has become since kasso did himself in why cant somebody go nuts and kill somebody again I say thats the next step for knoll just garb the nearest weapon and go fuckin nutsa dood. By the way if u need sum drugs just go 2 the library on 151 laurel ave. im at the magz on da wekndz i got everything kasso bones and dust i dug his shit up real good hehe. they buried him in a ac/dc shirt he got so high his bones are mostly dust lol! im on da shiet rite now next tyme i see lauers knockin on my door ima gonna kiell him.
» Kasso rules fuck lauwers i'll kill ya i'l kill allya ya @ :// • 05/25/02

those girls aren't sluts...ppl like just like to see other ppl get made fun of...heres the truth...THEY ARE WEARING BIKINI'S W/ THE STRAPS TUCKED IN! jeez you kids are stupid as shit. keep making up shit!!! keep fucking each other over!
» fuck u guys • 05/27/02

his names is Nau? not knoll.
» i love little boys • 05/27/02

" KROLL TAKE OFF THE PICTURE"

You talking about Pauly Shores character in son-in-law? Awesome flick, Budddddy
» PeteTownshend @ :// • 05/28/02

i thought it was Naw or something? who knows....who cares, can he just take off the picture?
» you love little boys? @ • 05/29/02

YOU SHOULD SHOW THE WHOLE FUCKING PICTURE OF THOSE GIRLS.
» PHIL • 07/09/02

send me the whole picture
» someone @ • 08/10/02