Once every year our school becomes plentiful with beautiful freshmen girls and there almost always guarenteed to be smothered by a big 250 lb benching putts or his want to be wigger 4 foot tall cronies. A note for all the freshmen out there.
1.If he tries to get in your pants by telling you he saves the world by making a trip to nicaragua every year, then well you guessed it hes Gay.
2.If he happens to be any junior then well you can probably bet on him being Gay too.
3.If he wears matching clothing made by polo or tommy, hes gay.
4.If he gels his hair over the top of his visor and/or does the same with oakley sunglasses then hes gay too.
5.If he wears an abercrombie shirt and a pair of abercrombie pants on the same day.
6.If he talks about last weekend all throughout the week on how he was soooooo wasted well hes gay.
7.If he has a diamond earing and wears a nike headband hes def gay.
Ladies please take notice of these seven things and be sure to stay away from those guys who fall in these catagories.

If he really is gay give him a high five because the real ones are nice