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Ladies and gentlemen, we've passed the 1000 hit mark. We'd like to thank you all for nothing, 1000 hits is what we should be getting every hour, so tell all your dirtbag friends to get the fuck over to Northport Sevs. We plan to have the site fully operational and ready for defcon 5 within the week, including the rumor bin, and a features page that will blow you away. With your help, we'll keep Sevs going strong. Now for a little bit of audience participation. One of our polls in the near future is going to be for the best NPT slut, and we'd like to hear from all of you who you think should be in the running. Old or young, fat or skinny, bald or hairy, firm or saggy, we want to know who you think the best sluts are. Post all your nominations as coments to this post, or send one of our editors an email.

The Baron @ ://   09/03/01

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REDACTED. I heard she once took 23 dicks at the same time. Brilliant.
» The Baron @ :// • 09/03/01

REDACTED, anyone with a case of herpes must be on the list of best sluts
» Sum Gui • 09/03/01

REDACTED. a-b-o-r-t-i-o-n
» heh • 09/03/01

Guess who's never had an abortion . . . yeah that would be me, but keep making shit up and maybe one day you'll find somebody who's amused by it, or cares what you think of them.
» REDACTED • 09/03/01

you guys..like come on, seriously. let's not spread rumors about people. it's not fun, and it only hurts..and doesn't help. REDACTED, tell us about your abortion..
» PHAT-ness. • 09/03/01

come on now, if she had an abortion then its her own damn business, and there is nothing wrong with abortions either, unless you are a devout religious person in that case you think you just committed murder, so call it a holy war of the body because we all know there wasnt any murder in the crusades now.
» left winger • 09/03/01

Talking shit is fun and all. But if your going to do so, leave at least a hint towards your actual name. That way it still has some of its original effect, instead of being muted out by the realization that its being said by someone who is too scared to put his name with his post.
» Ernst @ • 09/03/01

Well, I am actually going on my 7th, my theory is that if I keep having them then eventually I'll be so damaged that having kids will not be a possibility anymore. And if your still dumb enough to be believing this then I'm sorry to ruin the amusement because since my first post two hours ago, I checked, and I have still never had an abortion.
» REDACTED • 09/03/01

We want sluts, people. Not imaginary abortions. This isn't that hard is it?
» The Baron @ :// • 09/03/01

For you it is...

OHHHHHH
» Ernst @ • 09/03/01

In my day it was REDACTED. OH YES! Not really a slut though.

Any girl who went anywhere near my penis when I was in high school was a big slut.
» Sassy @ :// • 09/03/01

REDACTED? Thats funny because her lil sis REDACTED was quite the Dick gobler as well. Cycles cycles...
» Derf • 09/03/01

in my world of sluts, hoes, and whores..in the end, i'd have to say REDACTED is the biggest slut in the whole school. that guy has done it all and is the most experienced, girls and boys. you want to know my name?...REDACTED.
» PHAT-ness • 09/03/01

Is this what you meant?

in my world of sluts, hoes, and whores..in the end, i'd have to say REDACTED is the biggest slut in the whole school. that guy has done it all and is the most experienced,[with] girls and boys
» Ernst @ • 09/03/01

REDACTED... she'd fuck anything with a dick
» Pete • 09/03/01

REDACTED...she gets horny to cows making love.
» Doush Bag • 09/03/01

Your mom...shit she has a kid, maybe more, what a fuckin ho.
» Spot • 09/03/01

REDACTED
» Sassy @ :// • 09/03/01

yes Ernst. that is what i meant. REDACTED is experienced [with] girls and boys. thank you for the correction.
» PHAT-ness • 09/03/01

me! me!
» sanford • 09/04/01

Sanford is a dirty slut
» escobar • 09/04/01

REDACTED will not only suck anything with a dick, but she humps tables and desks at school. Watch her,she'll do it!
» fuck head • 09/04/01

REDACTED gives the best head i've ever had, and she's fucking crazy in the sack, always so hyper (she could go forever)
» fuckers • 09/04/01

If you can say that stuff about REDACTED and sleep easy at night you have never met the girl and the closet you got to her was one of your wet dreams,and those are probably the closet you get to getting any from any girl, unless you have help from your right or left hand.(Depeneding on Dexterity)
» Brak • 09/04/01

i keep clothes in the closet not dirty hos
» krab • 09/04/01

It's people like you all that cause others to kill themselves and come into school shooting people. So if thats what you are tring to achieve.....! Maybe you will feel bad if something happens. Is that what its gona take?, To make you realize how foolish and immature you all are acting, this is 7th grade stuff. As seniors, juniors or even in high school students should not be acting like this. You all need to wake up to reality, get a fucking life.
» BR • 09/05/01

make love, not war, and if you make enough love you can get your name on the list I guess
» hippy • 09/05/01

well back in the day REDACTED can pick up more chicks then any one in the school today. STR8up
» illbill :// • 09/05/01

you know, if you people feel like you have to have a page for the biggest slut in northport school, you really are desperate.
» me • 09/05/01

REDACTED and REDACTED are such fuckin' sluts. They've BEEN sluts since fucking middle school.
» YPAFG • 09/05/01

hey girls, here's a tip. Don't be slutty, and no one will call you a slut.
» Sassy @ :// • 09/06/01

I must hand it to you youngsters, the site made me laugh. Now as for the biggest slut in sNortport history we must travel back to the years when I ran a muck all over that godforsaken place, it's just to bad that most of my memories are blurred. Wait it's all coming back to me I think her name was REDACTED, now that girl had no shame. Keep it cumming young ones, and lets get the rumor bin started that would be hours of entertainment for the whole family.
» REMSone • 09/06/01

yes miss REDACTED was of matter of fact quite a little whore she has fucked at least ten of my frieds and the #'s are still climbing boys strive for tightness cause this town lacks girls who can keep there legs closed....
» SirewKw • 09/06/01

REDACTED and REDACTED are not sluts in any way. They are kind, caring, and considerate and as long as you are spreading rumors that you make up you are contributing to the violence in schools. Who ever wrote that is an insecure dickhead who has the mind of a 10 year old. By the way, who's your date for the weekend? The left or the right hand? Don't let our school be the next to be shot up. Please. How about one nice comment instead of ten mean ones. It would make a difference.
» Apmoolaw • 09/06/01

by the way, how many people have fucked REDACTED lately?
» jstar • 09/06/01

i don't pay attention to sluts but all i have to say is what college can i find REDACTED at?
» doovin • 09/06/01

REDACTED gives the best head in npt and in montauk, just ask
» fred • 09/06/01

Hey, just wanted to say that everyone on this site who has something negative to say about REDACTED when they have no right to needs to find some new way of making up for having a small dick. Grow up.
http://www.geocities.com/therealslutpole/sp.html
» Apmoolaw • 09/07/01

im all for that REDACTED chick, she loves cock, all day, everyday, anyday, she loves it.......
» 4skin • 09/07/01

I got ho's in different area codes 631,516,212,803,203,918
» illbill @ :// • 09/07/01

you people... who wants a chick cuz i'm one
» dumper • 09/09/01

OK enough about miss REDACTED she was a bad girl back in the day but i believe she has learned her lesson that quantity isn't always the best policy and i think that there will be a lot of unanswered late night beeps in the future and with that i ask who's got miss REDACTED's #
» SireWkW • 09/10/01

r u kidding everygirl in npt would give ti up u don even have to ask
» Kaylip • 09/10/01

REDACTED is a slut she doe anything that's alive. she told me she was into beastiality
» booboobomber • 09/10/01

if i had a nickle for every slut i saw id have about 2 nickles =-(
» bitchmaster flex • 09/10/01