With school starting right around the corner, we're all gearing up to do battle with the insane teachers of NHS for yet another year. As any Northport student knows, the faculty recruits only the most deeply disturbed penitentiary inmates when looking to hire. Occasionally, rational, sane people and/or actual human beings slip through the cracks of the process and wind up teaching classes at our fine school. It is widely suspected that Mrs. Oropallo kidnaps these people, nails them to the gasoline-soaked, burning crosses on her front lawn, and sells them into slavery in small African countries no one's ever heard of (i.e. Canada).

Yours truly was lucky enough to avoid the most psychotic teachers this year. Other unfortunate bastards, however, aren't so lucky. Keep checking back approximately every whenever-the-fuck-I-feel-like-it - I'll be periodically posting a series of strategy articles that will give you handy tips and tactics for dealing with the most obsessively demented teachers!

Later,
rip