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So Called Racing teams.......
If you go to northport high school and or live in the surrounding area you probably have come in contact or seen northports own racing teams, KT Racing and Pirate Cove racing.
You're probably wondering what does kt stand for....well i tell you it stands for the (little) Kid Touchers. If your wondering why they dont have a l in the front of the name because it also stands for the so called Kress Tavern....which is a place in eastnorthpuertorico that caters to all gay swingers in the area. The most humorist part of this KT racing is that the nicest car happens to be a lime green subaru wagon which does 0-60 in a record breaking 35.99 seconds.
The second so called Racing "gang", "crew", or "bunch of faggots" whichever you may choose to call them is the Pirate cove racing....formally known as butt pirate racing. Composed of a few fags not coming close to the number of losers that make up KT Racing. Included in this gang is the Notorius Rich Mclaughlin knows for his child molesting and flirting with nasty girls, and the best car happens to be a Passat which by no means is a fast car.
In all as a warning to all high schoolers or soon to be high schoolers please if you see any of these kids with gay stickers on their car give them the finger and laugh at them. Also if the car is parked try your hardest to remove the sticker.

Let it not be said i aint a brother who doesnt care


escobar @ ://   09/24/01

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couldn't have put it better myself.......
» determined man • 09/24/01

ha, rock on
» PeteTownshend @ :// • 09/24/01

Escobar, I do know some of the kids in the crews, and they are fine kids... If your refuring to their cars as being whimpy, well, don't cause thats what they can afford, it's hard to get a car working regular jobs during the summer... I'm sure you know that. They just like cars, I'm sure I'd do the same thing with my friends... Well, one comment and I hate to bring this up, but the exhaust tips and glass paks... Now that is very gay. Either get a Cat Back Exhaust system, headers, and air intake, or don't touch the exhause.....

Escobar, I probably get my car this January, I'll race you...
» Alex • 09/24/01

haha..yes, im not hip to this whole pimping out crappy cars thing..i guess its a hobby, but i just dont get it
» GOD • 09/24/01

FACT: rice jocks suck.
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» Sassy @ :// • 09/24/01

Alex, do you know how much it costs to do something like get a lime green paintjob, put a system in, rims, shit like that? because it is not a simple matter of what they can afford, I bet the rims on that subaru are about $400-$500 each! a set of 4 is a car, a car for someone that has to work for it, and the guy that wrote this is making fun of the fact they say they are racing teams, more so than the fact that they drive around whimpy cars. besides a new passat costs more than an old car that would just crush all the cars in their crews
» My god • 09/24/01

all i know is that car is the ugliest peiec of shit in the lot, not even surpased by that piece of crap baby blue faggot low riding peice of shit truck.......... these kids think they race, have cant even stay out past 12 with out their mothers permission, to e this is all just a bunch of pussy whipped mommas boys who have fun spending there parents moeny, any opinions differ ......?
» choppa • 09/25/01

damn my spelling is shit....
» choppa • 09/25/01

I dont have anything against these kids except i hate them. But im all about the whole racing with crappy cars, the fact is that racing is fun, if you have a nice sports car then more power to ya, but if you have a crappy car(like myself)you still wanna have fun with it, fact of the matter is racing a shitty car with no functional modifications will ruin it, ok so the lime green paint job wasent necessary and gay.
but a cool air intake and some headers/new exaust could help the car last longer and certianly run better, if you wanna drive like a maniac you gotta have a car, if you cant afford a nice car, have fun with a shitty one.
» 94escortwagonboy • 09/25/01

To My god:

I do know a lot about cars. And yes I do know how much that shist costs. Rims are about 150-max 250 each. Kid noone sells 500 dollar rims, and if they do those are fucking truck rims. A lime Green paint job, I can get a grand. What else is thhere? And what subaru are you talking about, I don't know...

All I am saying is if you get exhaust tips, go all out get an exhaust system for 500, air intake for 300 and headers for 300. Whats this big deal? Don't drive it so much, and save gas money. if you have enough money to get paint, then you have enough to hook up the engine first.

A rice boy, truely by theoretical definition is a kid who owns an import, and spends all their money of exterior and maybe susspension. Neglecting the fact that the engine is the first place money should go.

Don't question my knowledge of cars. And no way can a fucking automatic muscle car (modded to 400 HP) every beat a teggy GS-R (modded to 200 HP plus a Turbo adding aprox 120 HP) in a quarter mile.

Racing crews are cool man, Northporters just don't understand that. Go to DPA every weekend (late nights) and you'll gain a new respect for the kids who hook up shit cars... I think it's cool...

Oh and "My God" I didn't mean to offend you, I am just really into cars...
» Alex • 09/25/01

The subaru is the lime green car hot shot, and if you think $250 is a maximum for rims, then you arent the brightest bulb in the box, in fact, your filament is broken. I mean you could get a set for 100 bills and spray paint them and say that its $125 max. And what about all that work on the engine and exhaust, I thought that we shouldnt make fun of them because of what they could afford. 500 there, 300 here, thats a lot of money that they cant afford putz.
» My God • 09/25/01

You mean to tell me theres a difference between "rice boys" and the rest of the idiots with the lowered acuras??

It's all about stle. Sports cars are weak.

rice car jocks = dorks
» Sassy @ :// • 09/25/01

Hey let me ask you something, what are u sevs boys driving around? chad has a piece of shit van and i dont know anyone else here b/c they have code names or some shit. But all i know is tha subaru is a pretty sick car along with deans honda, and i think the KT racing team is sick, and on more thing, my truck looks like a blow job right? when was the last time ur jizz was blue? jesus christ u kids who make this site are fucking homos :)
» Kevin Blom @ • 09/25/01

Kevin Blom you are an ass, that van is the 2nd coolest car in the parking lot, right behind that red saleen. The only sick honda is an s2000, I'm sorry, crx's are very, very, very, very, homosexual-like. And my jizz was blue a month ago, fucking syphillis
» That van rocks • 09/25/01

My God that truck is gay too.
» My God • 09/25/01

blom's truck really is gay, that van that that kid chad drives is pretty cool, and I guess that green car has a lot of money invested in it, poorly invested in it I have to say, but it isnt my money.
» The Bishop Don "Magic" Juan @ :// • 09/25/01

A person's car reflects their own personal style. Chads style is evident in the couch he added to replace the back seat of his truck. Bloms origionality reflects his style in the body kit and pain job. the kid with the green subaru also shows what kind of kid he it. Deans car is ill, and he loves it.

Respect personal style, and be happy that you even own a car...
» Alex • 09/25/01

About rims "My God", go here: http://www.discounttiredirect.com/ and check out for yourself boddy...

Rims for 500? Hells no maybe like 5 out of 1000...
» Alex • 09/25/01

Alex, you have to be the gayest kid ive ever seen post here. how the fuck does having a lime colored car tell who you are?? it tells me the kid is fucking gay. rice rockets suck balls, there for queers. Get your over anaylzing faggot ass out of this forum. trucks for life
» sanford • 09/25/01

first of all i think the illist car in kt racing is the "party Van" It could beat anything in a drag race. second i think dean's yellow toyota was the definiton of attitude. Today me and Dale V started the Real Deal so watch out for extream coolness
» illbill @ :// • 09/25/01

Alex,
Really you have to be a fucking idiot. The website you gave for rims sells stock rims you might as well have put the pepboys webstie on there as your reference you dont know shit and if you do how come you never heard of Enkei rims or Nichi maybe you get car and driver sent to your house but you should read a import magazine so you can speak half knowledgebly on this topic. A set of rims goes for 1500-200 dollars for all four they way you figure a rim at 150 a wheel thats 600 for the whole car are you a fucking idiot.....ask swanburg how much he payed for his rims then get on your news and tell me whos your daddy......and blom im sorry but if chad wnated to he could too go to pep boys and buy two diff color spraypaints and all cheesy fake euro shit and make his rape van look like your throwup with less then 100 dollars.
P.S. Alex if your considiring how much bloms whells cost thats because there shitty no names like american racing and the what 9 inch rims what a piece of shit.
» escobar • 09/25/01

Fuck you asshole and shut the fuck up about alex, id like to see chads van after he spray paints it too
» Kevin Blom • 09/25/01

With the money i raked in from Eyunta.com going public, I bought myself a new Diamondback. Oh yeah, knobby tires and 21 speeds bitches.
» Felix Tibs :// • 09/25/01

The web page I linked up has every fucking wheel company who makes wheels... here is a list of some I can see right now on the site...

ATS, Fondmetal, Enkei, Tecnomagnesio, Voxx, MIM, Konig(of course), Rozzi, Rage, Zenetti Racing, TSW, Momo, MAS...

Thats just a small list of the brands they have...

I don't understand you people. I stick up for peoples personal taste and you attack me. Thats fucking cool man.

And try to dis me with your pretend knowledge of cars? What the fuck is a stock rim? I'll assume your refurning to rims that come on the cars... Well those are usually 15 inches, 9 inch rims is for tricycles...

And well spray painting rims... Ha, I agree that is fucking pathetic. but stop ragging on me for defending everyone.

Check the web site again... Whats your favorite car? Mustang I'll assume, so look up what they got for that, and look at the "Non-Stock" wheels. Probably ranging from 16-18 inch rims. You'll find a nice list.

Not to start shit with you Escobar, just defending myself.
» Alex • 09/25/01

Personal taste is nice and all, but the internet was invented so kids could talk trash anonymously, it's a proven fact. Don't take anything you read with an http:// in front of it too seriously.
» The Baron @ :// • 09/25/01

just the fact that people would waste money on fixing up such a bad car is proposterous, the fact still remains that they could have bought great cars worked and saved and turned them in to some thing amaing, insted of being the laughing stock of northport high school, and by the way that truck is one of the ugliest pieces of shit , ive seen.........
» choppa • 09/26/01

Alex, go lay down in front of a wheel of a big truck. Blom do us the favor too, dont think we all forgot you dated a fat ass ugly chick. id love to bash your truck in with a club.
» sanford • 09/26/01

Blom you have the shittiest car and you had the ugliest girlfriend while you had her you dont have shit to talk about your a fag.....SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! ps you piece of shit jizz car looks better all banged up like your mom
» Escobar • 09/26/01

Alex sucks. im gunna make a racing team called "ASD" (Alex Sucks Dick)or "KBA" (Kevin Blows Alex) Those are kinda catchy acronyms.
» sanford • 09/26/01

npt sevs homos leave ur fucking names
» Blom • 09/26/01

first of all that truck i just plain ugly ... no matter how u look at it. second what the fuck is with that green. that is the fuckin gayest shit in the world. I don't have anything against subarus they ain't to bad but in the world they're tryin to enter there ain't no place for it, specially not in the shit green color. By the way stickers on ur windowdon't mean shit, howu race does!!!!
» lizzerd • 09/26/01

and don't give me that shit about money ... you know mommy paid for all of it. These gay npt kids don't do shit. I work hard for my money these dirt bags have mommy buy them brand new car.
» lizzerd • 09/26/01

If my moomy bought me a brand new car id be driving a 2002 vette z06 u dumb shit, i works at least 20 hours a week on school weeks during the sumemr i was working 50 hours a week, at a body shop not at fucking cvs, dont give me that bullshit
» Blom • 09/26/01

You work at your dad's shop, putz. You don't have a labor intensive job, and you probably get paid too much for doing next to nothing.
» Chad @ • 09/27/01

The official color of the car is mercedes metalic citrus green. To answer the question about rims, Rims and tires on the low end go for about 1600$ all the way up to about $10,000 for a set of 23" chrome. The reason i worked on the car is because I was given it by my moms friend and I wasnt allowed to sell it. I really dont care who makes fun of my car i know its lime green, and I know its a station wagon. However if you want to race just let me know in advance and bring some money. And Chad's van is ill, Blums truck has some nice touches, like shaved handles, and the custom interior parts and Deans system is the loudest in school. The racing stickers were more of a joke until those bastards robbed our shit and made Pirate racing.
» Jon Swanburg • 09/27/01

I think the whole KT Racing really has nothing to do with their cars it represents a whole set of ideals. KT Racing represents the beliefs that yes, it is possible for a bunch of "gay swingers", as they have lovingly been referred to, to get ass from, believe it or not...girls! Yes, you might be shocked but I kid u not. Anyone who has ever visited the Kress Tavern knows the games these boys like to play. They're infamous for giving young, native girls large quantities of alchohol and taking advantage of them when they're too drunk to remeber the next day. Just ask around, the list of girls that have had that happen to them is quite a long one. The ringleader would be Mr. Paul Kress himself, who definately tries to mack every hoe nationwide...and the rest of the KT Racing boys just follow his lead.Yes we admit we have made fun of the Kress tavern boys and their little game of racing and most of the cars(and who hasn't!?) but, the mercedes metalic citrus green subaru is a HOT car followed by the party van and the hot red stanger!The drivers on the other hand along with the others are questionable! We feel that the boys shouldn't be shitted on even though their cars were either recieved by the mommys and daddys,friends of the family or they werem just passed down from generation to generation...but we should respect them for the hard work that they put into the cars and all the money it costs them to make the cars look the way they do!
» <3<3 • 09/27/01

Blom im sorry but not only do you have a gay truck but now your just a hoe....."IF my mommy bought me a car i have a 2002 vette" wow can i be your friend i wish my daddy owned an autoshop business where i could work.....Please blom you the farthest thing from wealthy ....farther from being cool......and the farthest for being goodlooking. But at least you have a job lined up for you when you get out of school for you can work for your daddy. You will forever be a tall but little bitch
» escobar • 09/27/01

Escobar whats your real name
» Blom • 09/27/01

You guys can say as much shit as you want, your not the ones driving these cars, if we did not like the colors of our cars we would not have picked them, bottom line so just shut the fuck
» Blom • 09/27/01

*up
» Blom • 09/27/01

word my cru would kick all the racing cru's ass. it would have fortuna's Camerio, Verga's Jeep and the melemoblie. It would be some thing like bap (Bad ass pimps)
It would Be ran by the teachings of the Real Deal wich was created by dale a week ago. its like a Manafesto of being cool and picking up the ladies at the same time...
» illbill @ :// • 09/27/01

Your mad funny illbill
» Alex • 09/27/01

none of you know what your talking about
» bane • 09/27/01

first off i worked for a contractor for the whole summer, 60+ hours so don't tell me shit about hard work!
Second altho i may live in snortport but i spent a lot of time growin up in Queens. Now out there (and in the Bronx)is where u see real cars, the guyswork their asses of for little pay and sink it into the important parts first. then in sweet paint jobs. But everyone knows for looks rims come first and i have to compliment swanburg on that!
» lizzerd • 09/27/01

Exactly blom, your begining to realize everyones point. You have horrible taste.
» Ernst • 09/27/01

Exactly blom, your begining to realize everyones point. You have horrible taste.
» Ernst • 09/27/01

Subaru wagons dont have as many aftermarket parts as a honda, so rather then working the engine Im swaping in a Boxer twin turbo running 280 hp un-worked, so after some tuning adding and subtracting ill be running 300hp all wheel drive and for all you folks who can do some conversion the weight to hp ratio comes out to 13.2 quarter mile, with nitrous thats 12.1 seconds. 375 hp at the flywheel. For you ladies and gentlemen out there who doubt me give me about 15 weeks.
» Swanburg • 09/27/01

The cars HP doesn't depict how fast you run the quarter mile...

The speed and consistancy of the drivers shifts, and such do...

But eh an engine drop would be cool... A lot of cash however...

Good luck...
» Alex • 09/28/01

There's no shame in Swanburg's game. I cant wait to see that legacy when its done. He def drives the most unique car in the lot, and he's got the coolest rims. And I think that hp and torque have something to do with how fast a car runs the quarter mile. I mean look at the hennessy viper, 833 hp, 902 lb ft of torque, it runs a quarter mile in 9.99. Are you saying that "the speed and consistancy of the drivers shifts" gave it the ability to do it in under 10? Or maybe its just the car's power? Still think that hp doesnt matter Alex?
» Doug • 09/28/01

You got a point...
» Alex • 09/28/01

yup. by the way the hennessy viper is just too ill a car.
» Doug • 09/28/01

shitty crapalier
» ANGEL OF DEATH • 09/28/01

For all u assholes who think that none of our cars are fast or that its gay to having a racing team with the stickers on the back are all probably still riding fucking bikes to school or bumming rides in peices of shit and even so still think ur cool cuz ur getting a ride to school so why doesnt everyone just mind there freaking business and let Kt, and Pirate Racing be. And on if that still doesnt fit u and u think ur car is faster or better than any of ours just ask Pirate( or im sure Kt wouldn't mind either)racing for a little race.
» Pirate Racing • 09/28/01

Blom the truck is ill and everybody out there dont hate the player and certainly dont hate the game. The cars might not be so fast but just give us some time and will be sure to kick your ass. So when u boys and girls out there are ready just bring it we will be righhttttt here were not going anywere. Blom your always welcome to the team when ever u want
» Kt racers • 09/28/01

Whats up KT Racers?
» Blom • 09/29/01

you guys with your lil racing teams, and car clubs are pretty fuckin lame, especially the fact that all your cars are shit.Buy some real cars and maybe it will work....
» 4skin • 09/30/01

well lets being with how gay KT Racing is. listen boys we are seniors in high school and you act as if you are 4 years old. listen you arent in fast and the furious so get over it. now boys i know how excited you get when you "race" your cars, but your gay homosexuals who think they rule the school. you piss everyone off and te whole kress tavern is gay...so gay..we'll leave it at that..
» cracked out bithces • 09/30/01

all of you are faggots im part of the kt and we will bring it to you real. watch out northport, we will kick some butt!! we know how to have a good time and so many of us rock it they call us a rock garden.
» flomby • 09/30/01

ok, I've been tryin to stay away from all this, but what the fuck was that? rock garden? I am interested in where you blokes race however, I'd like to see one some time. How much is the usual bet? What type of cars do you race?
» PeteTownshend @ :// • 09/30/01

maybe if i was that impressionable i'd beg my mommy to buy me a car and pretend im Vin Diesel...but i have a little too much originality to let my life revolve around a HORRIBLE movie with Ja Rule in it.
» knock knock • 10/01/01

your all herbs
» 4skin • 10/01/01

Alright well I dont know who wrote that Rock garden thing and that was gay. When we race its for shits and giggles but our big thing isnt racing. . .We install all our own shit, (Systems, neons, custom fabs, switches, electronics, tuning washing detailing and most importantly when were done, We get mad heads together and get real shitty. If there is any problem with that I dont know what to tell you.
» Swanburg • 10/01/01

Alright Swanburg, let people think what they want about your car and the whole KT racing deal. You're ovbviously not getting anywhere with these assholes by defending your car and the reasoning for the paint job and all that stuff. You have a car, half the people trashing you and KT don't have cars and have to walk places so you should be the one laughing at them.
» ~ • 10/01/01

When all of you so called "racers" wanna get all that sand out of your vaginas and really race I'll be waiting out at Riverhead Raceway for you. You're all fair game and have plenty of notice now since you have until April to get ready. Grow some balls, step away from your rice burners and your so called drag racing each other at 5 mph out of the school parking lot and get a car to run in the Enduro's. Yea even those of you that bad mouth all the faggots that have mommy and daddy pay for there cars...go buy a P.O.S. if you have to and enter the race. A real race, running at a quarter mile track with bumping and fighting in the pits. If any of you have some balls I'll see you out there, but more than likely you'll just keep writing all your crap in here.
See Ya Out There.
» Jason Prochilo • 10/03/01