Once again, the God-like phalanx of administrators that run our fine school have saved our precious little lives. What was it today? Another gas leak? Buffalo stampeding in the commons? Far worse... THERE WAS WATER ON THE FLOOR IN THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM. I don't know this for sure, because I don't go in there, because that would be perverted. But word has it that's what the problem was. Now, it's a known fact that water is highly explosive and coming within 10 or 20 feet of it can cause instant brain damage and create tumors in your lungs. Bearing this in mind, the administration made the wise choice of coming on the PA and whining about it and shit. CHILDREN THEAH HAS BEEN A WATTAH LEAK. WE HAVE SHUT AWFF AWLL THE WATTAH IN THE SCHOOL. THEAH IS NO CAWSE FUH CONCERN.

Oropallo 4-eva.