I've said it before (not really), and I'll say it again, Procrastination is the American way. There's no better way to get something done than a good session of doing absolutely nothing followed by a mad dash of half-assed effort to slap something together right before the deadline. There's a zillion ways to procrastinate: talk to people online, masturbate (a personal favorite), watch tv, draw the selection box on your desktop over and over, etc. Sometimes you even do things you'd never do if you didn't have something due the next day. If you're like me (and I know I am), you'll never have a cleaner desk than on the day before you have a five page paper due. Sometimes you'll even procrasinate right past the deadline. It's 2 in the morning, and you haven't even started your midterm that's due tomorrow? Fuck it, just don't go to school tomorrow and spend the day doing it. But then you know what happens, you wait until 2 in the morning the next night before you start. Then if you're really daring, you'll skip another day of school. Track star Dave Baxley missed half his junior year caught in this vicious cycle, no joke.

Sunday is my least favorite day. Why? Because every week I say I'm not gonna do anything so that I can get all my work done, and then at night I'll watch HBO and go to sleep early. What actually happens is I spend all day sitting around watching tv and talking to people, then watch Band of Brothers and realize that I haven't even started my work. I go to sleep and hope I can do it tomorrow during lunch. I get away with it too, isn't our education system great?

What's my point? There is no point. It's Sunday night and I don't want to do my homework.