1) On Saturday and Sunday morning you consistently wake up in your bed in full clothing, including shoes, and wonder 'what happened'?
2) You have been caught drunk so many times by your parents you need to resort to drinking in school to avoid being sent to AA.
3) You get home from a good night of binging and your mom asks you why you have ants and leaves all over your face.
4) Your diet consists of pretzels and bread.
5) You no longer puke when you have too much alcohol in you, you just black out and fall over on the spot.
6) You consistently buy beer like Schlitz and Natty ice.
7) You're a huge fan of the Bud 30 pack.
8) Your favorite pastime is drinking in the basement of the fine establishment that employs you.
9) You are friends with people with nicknames like "Brew Lou."
10) When you wake up you say Coffee is for pussies and go straight for the eye opener of scotch.