"1- They taste great with cheese cloth
2- They look amazing with any outfit, especially my clown suit I use for the 10:00 shows.
3- You can't ask for a better person to play Dream Phone with.
4- They never bring up my incessant stuttering problem.
5- They don't mind changing my diapers occasionally.
6- Little men are an excellent source of protein as well as vitamen C.
7- Their furry exterior tickles my insides and makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over.
8- Nothing beats Friday nights chillin with the fUr-bOYEEZZ- REPRESENT!
9-They are the only people I have ever met that also like sushi and peanutbutter on garlic bread.
10- Lastly . . . I can fit like three in at one time"

If anyone else shares Lauren's appreciation for the furry ones please feel to share your favorite aspects of the little guys. Actually don't.