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DBFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today's ladies love to work on their profiles. The disenfranchised youth of america that want their mtv, need to provide shoutouts to their girls and boys. The littlest detail can not be left out, and each detail must make no sense to anyone, not even the people that are insiders on the joke. Secondly, each girl must use the least contrasting colors in their profiles, so that it is impossible to read what the hell they are saying, they use a yellow background with yellow font, and only under highest magnification can you decypher their words. Lastly, it is a sin to write in anything but alternating case, it won't have anything to do with anything, but do girls ever make sense? I dont think so.
hErE aRe SoMe ExAmPleZ!!!(ughhhhhhh)

A random name, if it exists, it's by chance and it should figure because girls would have a weird name like this.

profile for: LiLQtPie31

hEy GIrlz!!! WaTs uP bABEZ 143!!!!!!!1

jOn JoN- luv lA LoTz 143 bff!!!!!!
CaRRiE- DBFF!!!! PENuT Buter AND sALAMi !!!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!
I <3 RyaN!!!!1 143 hoT DogZ heehee!!!!! luv ya BABE
JAbberWockY Galz!!1 DBFFTDDUP

if you or anyone you know suffers from "BOY BAND LOVING, Random AOL PROFILE SYNDROME" please post profiles or excerpts of profiles that you may see. God save you all that experience these all the time, you truly are heroes, unless you are a girl and make these, then I have no clue what you are. Wrong again, I know what you are, you are girls, the most unreasonable and un-uhh figure-out-able creatures on God's earth.
The Bishop Don Magic Juan @ ://   12/11/01

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That was fantastic.

I can't stand the obsession with initials(eg. LOL, N2M, TTYL, etc...) and ending words that should end with "s" with "z".
» Lefty • 12/11/01
5@55Y 0\/\/Nz Jo0!!!!!!!
» Sassy @ :// • 12/12/01
I suggest that the CIA use teenage girls to make up secret codes like they did with the Navajo Indians during World War Two. Nobody would be able to crack them.

By the way, I don't want to look like an idiot but what does 143 mean?
» Lefty • 12/12/01
no it wouldnt work in practice only theory( just like communism, socialism , teh democartic party, and of course green party) but the girkls dont know waht the fuck the others are saying
» charlie • 12/12/01
The followng is not even a girl, its Chris Meles Profile

...The heart is bigger then the brain.....:-Xcall my cell ttyl

~Your best friend walks in, when the whole world walks out.~;-)
If it never happened, it would have never been, but it happened for a special reason~~
God will not only listen to your prayers,but he will also make them come true.~:-)
If it isnt hard, its not worth doing.
To be the best, you have to do your best!:-D
Never forget 9/11/01 u.s.a.
OVA!!!!

Whats ttyl and whats ova??? And why is this without a shadow of a doubt the gayest thing i have ever seen?
» Tone • 12/12/01
~><
Computers:I JUST STUCK MY FINGER IN THE SOCKET, AND THOUGHT REAL HARD!
Occupation:BEIN A BYTCH .. IT'S MY JOB!
N THA PRESIDENT OF "WALS" .. LOVE YAH STU =) ( . )( . ) B-O-O-B-S!!
Personal Quote: U WANNA BISCUIT! ARF ARF! *WHEREZ DA CREAM FILLIN?!* OMG WooF!
U THINK IM GORGEOUS! U WANT TO KISSSSSSH ME!
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE U AINT ME.. but then again! SHYT IF I WAS U I'D HATE ME TOO! =)
» REMSone • 12/13/01
Good point about the democrats charlie. And this thing about the profiles is right on.
» garence • 12/23/01