I want your soul I will eat your soul
I want your soul I will eat your soul
I want your soul I will eat your soul
I want your soul I will eat your soul
Come to daddy
Come to daddy
Come to daddy
Come to daddy
Come to daddy
Come to daddy
Come to daddy
Come to daddy
I want your soul I will eat your soul
I want your soul I will eat your soul
I want your soul I will eat your soul

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I want your soul

Anyway, there's a new poll up. The last one showed that a great number of you have shitty opinions. Wicked was picked and the lamest slang, and to those that of you that chose it, I hope you bleed to death from multiple intestinal hemmorages. Any of the other choices I could see as being considered lame slang, but I mean, wicked? I've never heard someone in Northport say wicked seriously. Fag came in second, which I can understand, because fag is really lame, but other ones which I had hoped would be top contenders came in next to last.

"Hooking up" was my personal pick, and to those of you who use this phrase, I hope you share the same fate as those who picked wicked, only replace death with eternal, perpetual agony. Here are some new "cutting edge" and "introspective" terms which you can use in place of the phrase "hooking up": giving head, eating out, fucking, and last but certainly not least (painful) having anal sex. And if by hooking up you just want to imply the short nature of the physical relationship, here's another "hot" term: one night stand. Hundreds of years of language evolution have gone into crafting these time honored phrases, and some of you want to come along and destroy it, well bollocks to you. Bollocks to all of you.