Word up, Sevs, this is the Exhalted Grand Leader Sassy B, comin' to yas from the thugged-out, krylon-stained, brass-knucked, crack-puffed streets, beetches! I figured I'd drop a li'l knowledge on all yo' asses, since it's recruiting time for the entire BMR organization.

Have you always felt like you were different from the other kids? When you friends were out smoking cigarettes and eating pizza, were you secretly masturbating into a sock? When the rest of the crowd was busy attending school spirit rallies, were you in the bathroom eating urinal cakes?

If so, BMR may be right for you.

The BMR Boyz are a world-class ghetto organization, specializing in mobbin', bombin', and busting mad freestyle. BMR members are a tight knit group of "wigged-out homeys".

Join today and get YOUR CHOICE of a free "Triple Fat Soul" or "Word Homey G" sweatshirt!