The aggressive bird gets the worm. Or is it the aggressive worm gets the bird? I'm not sure.

Yes, you are exactly right on that. If you want ass you gotta be a dick a treat the girl like shit. If however you do not want ass, then treat them nicely.

You gotta have some sort of edge if any chick is even going to notice you. No one ever noticed you're all wearing the same backwards ballcaps and saggy pants?

Take off the ballcaps, pull your pants up a touch, grease back your hair and walk tall for a day. Stand up straight and look people in the eye. When you talk to a chick, be confident, act like a man.

Do something, anything to be different from the 400 other greasy-faced, drug-sniffing sub-morons driving their mom's old car.

sassy is da bomb

Yea, but a bomb blows up big. He seems to be a dud.

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Escobar,
I sugest you save up your lunch money and go buy some pussy at commack motor inn.

Werd, I'm blowin up all ova dis inter-web!

boys u know nothing bout how to get ass the key is to be nice

Ha fucking ha.

yeah what's with all the chicks goin for dirtbags lately? They just trying to get free weed so thy can think they're cool?

girlz love dirtbags with there long dirty hair it turns us on, and its def not to scrub weed we can get our own ne time....

chicks definately do not want you to you ass holes to them. (Nasty girls maybe) you have to be nice to them if you want a decent girl.

most northport guys are ugly

I agree with VAGINA most guys in this town are nasty lookin shit. Sometimes if your a little too nice with your heart you end up overcrowding the girl. That's what turns us away from you extra nice gentle-men Sometimes we need that masculinity in a MAN

Well the women (I use that term loosely)
of Snorthport have spoken guys but peep it, most girls in this town do go out with assholes just so they can get drugs or even hang out with older crews ( you gurls know who you are). Alot of niceguys are left unnoticed do to this. Oh and why are gurls suddenly coke heads. I seen some pretty dope gurls blasting lines of this shit. And if they're not dating a shithead , they usually talk shit. So thats how that is. Dis is God and have a nice day!

Well the women (I use that term loosely)
of Snorthport have spoken guys but peep it, most girls in this town do go out with assholes just so they can get drugs or even hang out with older crews ( you gurls know who you are). Alot of niceguys are left unnoticed do to this. Oh and why are gurls suddenly coke heads. I seen some pretty dope gurls blasting lines of this shit. And if they're not dating a shithead , they usually talk shit. So thats how that is. Dis is God and have a nice day!

Well the women (I use that term loosely)
of Snorthport have spoken guys but peep it, most girls in this town do go out with assholes just so they can get drugs or even hang out with older crews ( you gurls know who you are). Alot of niceguys are left unnoticed do to this. Oh and why are gurls suddenly coke heads. I seen some pretty dope gurls blasting lines of this shit. And if they're not dating a shithead , they usually talk shit. So thats how that is. Dis is God and have a nice day!

Repetition is the best way to get it in your heads humans!

Well the women (I use that term loosely)
of Snorthport have spoken guys but peep it, most girls in this town do go out with assholes just so they can get drugs or even hang out with older crews ( you gurls know who you are). Alot of niceguys are left unnoticed do to this. Oh and why are gurls suddenly coke heads. I seen some pretty dope gurls blasting lines of this shit. And if they're not dating a shithead , they usually talk shit. So thats how that is. Dis is God and have a nice day!

humm thats enough k thnx

Well it may appear as though girls enjoy the ass hole male type to get some ass I really do not agree. This seems to be an interesting topic that many people are questioning. Well as a female I say girls don't go for guys who are ass holes, they just turn out to be that way in the end. For some reason we get stupid and think they are nice guys because they put on a good act but time shows that they are just a big ass hole. Theres the big mystery behind it all plain and simple, girls just can't tell an asshole from a nice guy anymore, bieng a jerk doesn't turn them on, nomatter what you think.

coke is great

to get girls you need to do drugs becuase drugs make you cool or if you want you can drink a lot and act all dumb because that is cool to

NO you retard boys have it all wrong....to get a girl u have to b both nice, yet daring, treat her with respect while still mantaining your "manhood". im not saying u should be a dick or a mama's boy, just be....well.....decent!.....Not like half the 10th grade boys

I THINK U HAVE TO TREAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE LIKE SHIT. IF YOUR NICE TO HER SHE WILL SLAP YOU AROUND LIKE YOUR HER LITTLE BITCH

you guys have not one clue...most girls you talk to like the nice boys. look at it this way tho> if u want a bad girl, be a bad boy, if u want a good girl, be a good boy. Speaking for many girls in Northport...most of us like the good guy type to bring home to parents, we admit it, and yes, the long hair turns a lot of us on, but if ur not gunna take care of it, then dont even try it, ya gotta keep it nice looking like that kid Atkinson...o yea. So theres ur advice, do whats best for you

no guy gets ass from me or any of my friends if they arent nice, im not about to go start gettin down with a guy if he is a total dick. alil cuddling and sweetness goes a long way in my book.