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There was a dumpster fire tonight behind the Northport Theater. The fire claimed the lives of two dumpsters (one was killed instantly, and the other suffered injuries which later turned out to be terminal), some shipping palettes, and probably a rat or two, may they all rest peace. A fire truck and a crew of firemen were enlisted to put down the blaze which probably could have been taken care of with a garden hose and a quadriplegic dog. I guess not all firemen can be heroes*. Anyway, this is the second time in a month that the theater has been the target of an attack (the first being a smokebomb set off behind the building). This leads me to the conclusion that there is a conspiracy going on right under our very noses. A conspiracy that would like to see the Northport Theater take a break from it's steady pattern of losing money and declining into a cesspool, and instead burn to the ground. Or it could just be a bunch of jackass kids, but when we're dealing with dealings this sinister, I'm inclined to think otherwise. Anyway, onto the point of this post, I'd like to take a moment to thank whoever may be behind it for doing it, you got me out of work early, and for that you are a saint, albeit a sinister saint. Actually, what am I talking about, I love my job, I get paid to eat popcorn and drink soda. Fuck you dumpster derelicts, may you rot in a shallow grave.

*No offense to the firemen involved, they did their job nobly, and I know if I don't include this I'll get about 20 emails telling me I'm communist scum or something of that order.

Chad @ ://   03/10/02

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dan neems was one of the fire fighters he is an ex projectioniist at the theatre gail wants 2 have sex with him. Dan is god if it says northport somethin on the shirt dan is part of it the ultmate townie and youngest fire fighter
» suburban samraitan • 03/11/02

steve henderson and his smoke bombs
» kup • 03/11/02

Your work behind the counter of a lame movie theater and your knocking firefighters. They are there to save your life, even if sometimes the job they do isnt big. Your a dick.
» ())====D • 03/11/02

if you're talkin 2 me I was only kiddin with one of my best friends danny. Besides if I go 2 school next yearnear home I intend myself to be a volunteer firefighter I don't think any of my comments made fun of any of the heroic things that firefighters do for me and the rest of the world on a daily basis. I truly respect them.
» suburban samraitan • 03/11/02

He was talking to me Chuck.
» Chad • 03/11/02

id be ill to spark a L off that blaze
» yayo • 03/11/02

FIRE!!
» bob • 03/12/02

skin ____ and rolls
» gorday • 03/12/02

burn that fucking theater
» burn northport @ • 03/12/02

burn the piss out of this shithole town
» ill bill • 03/12/02

charlie you would work at the northport theatre for free if they bought u chicken pizza and Bob came back and gave you head bitch.

You are a relocated townie and im not picking you up at Towson that isn't anywhere near penn state so die die die.
» intoxicated producto • 03/13/02

i lov phil salinia
» suburban samraitan • 03/13/02

very clever...i bet you that there is a conspiracy...im a northport firefighter and you guys are a bunch of assholes
» pooface @ :// • 03/20/02

Whoever said that Dan Neems is God and one of the youngest firefighters, well your wrong, no offense to him. Update your fireman knowledge, I know a few who have been there longer than him who are younger, or the same age. Nice try though...
» Gweedo0802 • 03/23/02

i agree w/ gweed or who ever he is u guys r a bunch of assholes sayin that fire is cool and the theater should b burned down. the firefighters in our don't get alot of fires but the training they go through to protect the shit in our town is amazing. i mean would you run into a buring house?? prolly not. fire isn't a fun thing don't make the firefighters in our town work their ass's off putting out a fire that could gt them hurt even if u coul put it out by pissing ono it
» that kid • 03/24/02

u fire starters need to get a life and stop making the fireman do pointless bullshit when they can be doing something better.
» the fire bitch • 03/28/02