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The other day an email came in my box:
To: webmaster@northportsevs.com
Subject: Reported post from NorthportSevs [forums]

MamaLisa ( Bluesymama@aol.com ) has reported this thread:
Cops rally at Dunkin Donuts
http://northportsevs.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=960

This is the reason that the user gave:

Please remove this ridiculous post...
It is rude.....and insulting. Not to mention wrong. Thank you.
Burping at the dinner table without saying "excuse me" is rude; a story about Chris Hart getting caught with Viagra in his pocket is not. Mama, you should consider purchasing a dictionary. And as anyone who knows the philosophy of Sevs knows, we do our best not to censor anything, only in the case of illegalities like child porn or someone abusing the system do we delete or otherwise modify a post on the forums. Anyway, here's the reply I sent:
To: Bluesymama@aol.com
Subject: No

You are rude and insulting, not to mention wrong. Take your censorship somewhere else.
Yawn. Nothing special, but I'm a particular fan of the reply to that:
Subject: Webmaster???
To: webmaster@northportsevs.com

You are very rude, especially towards an adult. I asked nicely for this nonsense to be removed. Figures...Write what you want, about whomever you want, however, that crap is about my family, and I am not wrong, and I have a right to ask for it to be removed.
It is slanderous, and it's bullshit. What kind of webmaster are you? a master of webbing lies? Want a law suit?
slander (n): The defaming a man in his reputation by speaking or writing words which affect his life, office, or trade, or which tend to his loss of preferment in marriage or service, or in his inheritance, or which occasion any other particular damage.
bull•shit (n): usually vulgar: NONSENSE; especially: foolish insolent talk

Bullshit? Sure, but 90% of everything is bullshit. Slander? Nah, I don't really think so, ma'am. It's unlikely that you could make a case based on slander (in addition to it not actually being slander, I didn't write it and as far as I know it's true), but if you'd like to sue me on account of bullshit, please do. I called my lawyer, and he said he was pretty bored at the moment, so whenever you're ready, so are we.

I'll keep everyone informed on the story as it unfolds. Hopefully they actually follow through and sue me for every penny I'm worth (all 5 of 'em).

- Your personal master of webbing lies, The Baron

The Baron @ ://   04/11/02

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i had the word slander for the sat's
» illbill • 04/11/02

Chad is the smartest man in the world.....why can't we all learn from him? Please take a moment to read any of his posts and how he rips into anyone who chalenges.
» Byrnzy • 04/11/02

Ahhh, you broke your cherry~!
» Sassy @ :// • 04/11/02

Ha Ha. She will never follow though. Nothing more than an empty threat, in the slight hope that you would be scared of an Adult(ohhhh scary.) It is not our fault that her mate has erection problems. She should be happy that there is such a wonder drug on the market, that allows her to get some from her hubby.
» moocow • 04/11/02

speaking as i've been in court several times that is slander and punsihable by mucho fines. if she was serious and had filed suit against sevs, worst case senereo till court date, site is shut down, later in court you can be fined (most probable minimum) $100,000 (on counts of slander) but on account of this is a public accessable site, and you slandered the family (to the viable public) she can slam you on deformation of character. which would be really harsh... if you were smart put the post in the trash, it'll keep you fiscally afloat. In your own definition of slander you deform your cause:

slander (n): The defaming a man in his reputation by speaking or writing words which affect his life, office, or trade, or which tend to his loss of preferment in marriage or service, or in his inheritance, or which occasion any other particular damage.

any judge would condemn you an dthe site
» mike • 04/12/02

Mike you are an idiot. How can the site get sued for a public fourm. IT IS A PUBLIC POSTING PLACE. THERE IS NOTIHNG EVEN SLANDEROUS IN THERE BECAUSE THEY ARE ONE PERSONS OPINIONS!!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. The same way I think you are an idiot and the same way people think im the idiot because my spelling and puncuation suck.... THEY ARE ALL OPIONS.

TWO LIVE CREW LIVED AND DIED BY THE LITTLE THING CALLED THE FIRST AMENDMENT. It is her opion that this is "nonesense" and that chad is rude. Just like in some countries it is rude if you don't shake another mans hand and in some its rude if you do.

MAMA LISA YOU ARE A CUNT!! I bet you drive your stupid SUV and go to soccer games to "be involved in your kids life" probably only to bitch at the refs and coaches. What does it matter that you are an adult???!! Are you on sometype of a power trip? Do you think being older makes you better than anyone else?? I am an adult as well... OOOHHH big fuckin' deal!

Try suing THE BARON because any lawyer you approach will laugh in your face. You don't have a anytype of case on anything or anyone! Go find another cause to bitch at. I'm sure you are the same type of person that Bitches at music, tv and violent video games for the society's problems. If you don't like dont read it, dont watch it, and don't play 'em.
» Bugle Titz • 04/12/02

wasn't the post written by her son?
» Mike M • 04/12/02

ahah sue thats a good one i hope this lady eats shit, chad...way to bust up the dictionary.com at a most appropriate time....and a mother at sevs...wow sevs reached a higher level of viewership

p.s. this mother sounds just like the meatheads
» gordy • 04/12/02

Yeah Chad, you are definately a master of webbing lies.
» ChopperDave • 04/12/02

Yeah, freedom of speech, there is no way a public forum post can be held up as a valid reason to sue. haha that thought is insane.
» Mr. Sugar @ :// • 04/12/02

theoretically, i couldnt care less whether or not theres a lawsuit, but the internet is a public accomodation, there-by, making it punishable, by soliciting materials which one finds abusive to his or her person, property or threatening to his or her wellbeing or property so, just beacause its public forum wont hold ground should this lady choose to file suit. if you doubt me as your lawyer. Plus this lady prob. is a soccer mom who tags along her kid just to protect him, with this i disagree, but it is her FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHT to post too. as said, internet is a public accomodation, just because someone chooses to throw-in " oh i can use my first ammendment rights" (only when you arent slanderous) dont listen to me, as a lawyer-
» mike • 04/12/02

one can only be found guilty of slander if what was said isn't true, I'm pretty sure the post was fairly accurate
» (Ö¿Ö) • 04/12/02

yeah that email definitley doesn't sound like an adult
» Dags • 04/12/02

If this lady is even who she says she is than it was her own son writing the stuff...
YOU ARE AN AWFUL PARENT!! FOCUS MORE ON YOUR KIDS LIFE THAN BITCHING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE
» Bugle Titz • 04/13/02

Although I agree with all your sentiment and the poster is obviously a moron, you guys don't realize what a "public" forum really means.

There are laws regarding defamation,slander and libel that *do* pertain to this and any website, public/private/whatever.

First of all, at the end of the day, legal responsibility of forum posts goes to the Baron, and next the poster himself. The ISP is even liable.

If the poster was actually to file a complaint with the FCC or other such agency, or server Mr. baron with appropriate parers, our Baron would probably be forced to cease and desist (remove offending material) poste haste rather than incur legal fees as a result of defending such an issue.

Freedom of speech is hardly as cut-and-dry as you may think.
» Sassy @ :// • 04/13/02

Will everyone calm down here?? No i'm sorry my mom is NOT a cunt, we DONT own a SUV, and yes she does come to my soccer games but to cheer me on and talk with her friends...you want the truth? my dad DOES NOT take that shit, hes a DOCTOR who gets sample drugs from the drug reps and has so much in his office that he stores some at home in the draws that Chris just happened to be looking through. It just so happened that viagra was in there, along with advil, aleve and so on big fucking deal-just because its in our posession doesnt mean we use it and remember, it's CHRIS HART who stole it from the house anyways, make fun of him, not my family....and whatever, the thread that my mom wanted deleted is over with and i doubt anyone looks at it but Baron you could have been sweet and just deleted it instead of causing this whole ordeal.
» Mikki @ • 04/14/02

What fun would that have been?
» Falcon • 04/14/02

this is America...there is no "freedom of speech".

just more "freedom" then some other places...
» van associate • 04/15/02

Ok now, some things need to be cleared up a bit. My involment in this whole thing was staying at my friends house looking out for it. Mama Lisa, if you read this i watched your house while i was there to the best of my ability. Anything that happened was either while i wasnt there, or while i was alseep (that can be easily varified). You dont even know how many hours i spent cleaning your house. Every morning id have it spotless before your son was even awake every day. If i had to make a ruff figure id say like 12, 14 hours of my life were spent on that. The viagra was found while cleaning one day. Instead of throwing it away we went "Oh, its viagra, hahahaha, lets not throw it away." i then put it in my pocket and forgot it was there until a cop pulled it out of my pocket and said "whats this". Thats my whole story so take it as you like. And yes, i spent 3 1/2 hours in cuffs for thinking viagra was to funny to throw away. What a system we live in, right?
» Hart • 04/15/02

i dont know who this kid is but i doubt anyone would throw Viagra away if they found it just out of comic value alone (com'on, Bob Dole) or yes, maybe they suffer from impotance....

But wait this kid isn't Hosh or Augusta so I doubt he Roids and has a baby dick so I'd think he'd save it for a imprompted time to slip it into a friend or family member's burger and then observe...well at least that's what I would do and im pretty normal right?
» NORML • 04/15/02

chad, join the club. i recieved an angry letter from a 12 year old girls mom saying "do you feel good puting down a child?" and "To tak ethat crap off the internet". My response= "BITE MY RIGGS!"
» felix :// • 04/15/02

"MY RIGGS HAVE BEEN BITTEN!"
» Tube Titz • 04/16/02

AhaHaHAhaHAAAHAhaHa thats the funniest shit i've seen todaay. Anyways she was saying that baron is rude? Is'nt she the one slapping people with law suits(threatening) okay lady, no offense but your a hypocrite, sure u have a right to ask for it to be removed but it doesn't mean its going to happen. I THINK you are a power hungry adult who has to feel like your a somebody by trying to ruin things for people younger than you. Seeing you are an adult right? Anyways, were u slapped around by everyone when you were young? Is that why you try to do the same to the youth? Take your emotional problems to a phsycologist because nobody wants to hear your complaining. let kids b kids okay? you probably think your pretty clever swithing webmaster to "a master of webbing lies" dont try to hide it. Well im sure i speak for everyone when i say i think your an IDIOT. only FOOLS think they are smart. Oh and by the way pretty please dont sue me for bieng "slanderous". well im going to bed so pAycE
» Garrett • 04/26/02

Oh one more thing, this kid at my old school took viagra during class to be funny. Yea he was a fag but it was funny laughing at him trying to hide his boner for 30 minutes AAAHAahaHAhAHAHA woulda been funnier if tha teacher asked him to go up to the chalk bored.
» Garrett • 04/26/02

Garrett, give it up she was just trying to get a thread removed and Baron happened to be rude to her so she gave it right back, and once again ur wrong, i think YOU'RE the idiot here, everything u said was bullshit and dont speak for everyone else, not everyone appreciates that...
» Mikki • 04/27/02