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Your friendly neighbors to the north
For those who havent heard the news, early yesterday morning a US Air Force F-16 dropped a 500-pound bomb on friendly Canadian soldiers who were in the middle of a training mission. Four Canadian soldiers were killed, 8 severly wounded.
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Now I wouldnt be surprised if you hadn't heard this news, seeing I found it below such earth shattering stories such as "Ally McBeal cancelled." Oh no!! Not americas favorite anorexic! The pilot of the jet was denied permission to drop it, unless it was absolutely necessary as in self defense. Although not being shot at, the American pilot thought it would be brave of himself to drop the weapon of destruction, and score one for the good ol' stars and stripes!!

Of course we all know, if the exact same situation happend, but the nations were switched the American media would be ALL over Canada and their error. I have talked to my fellow Canadians and many are pretty damn pissed.

But just cause I hate the news and all the propaganda they spit out, I'll change the theme of my post to introduce to you an amazing Canadian secret. DILL PICKLE CHIPS

Although the origin is unknown, I havent been to a country with such wide spread popularity of Dill Pickle Chips as Canada. I have seen some poseurs made in the US, but they were never even close. One of the best manufacturers of DPC's would have to be the all Canadian company, Humpty Dumpty.picklechips With such creative marvels such as the widely popular Ketchup chips, and the delicous Smokey bacon chips, Humpty Dumpty have always been my potato chip of choice ever since I was a little tyke growing up in the surburbia of Ottawa.

For those less fortunate Americans who have never experienced the orgasm of taste produced by the dill pickle chips, it is similar to that of salt and vinegar chips, although not as strong and more flavorful. If you are dying for a taste test, I do have a limited supply that I would be willing to share.

Hmmm.. so far my posts have consisted of music, video, food, and voyeurism. Yeah that basically sums me up in a few words.

MY Stanley Cup predictions
Colorado Avalanche vs. Montreal Canadians. Avalanche winning the cup.
but for now........

GO HABS!!!!!!
theodore
PeteTownshend @ ://   04/18/02

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First Canadian casualties of war since Korea. Of course they died at the hands of American bombers.

This sh*t is terrible.
» andrew burton @ :// • 04/19/02
Dont forget the most incredible canadian product, Orangina. But besides that, I think its retarted that such foolish acts were made.
» Chuck and RJ @ • 04/19/02
canadians deserve to lose a couple of their worthless people. They buy all of our products and work at our jobs, drive our cars, yet distance themselves from us. They think there special.

The worst canadians of them all are those french faggots. Why don't they go back to france. They fucking complain about everything.

And to top it all off, they have the lamest national anthem ever. The United States meant to drop that MK82 on their asses. Too fucking bad.
» Steven Correll • 04/19/02
i personally think that the Canadian National Anthem can destroy ours anyday.
» Cassidy • 04/19/02
im sorry, but i dont see the canadians making the final round, theyre good this year, but not quite good enough, i see the red wings definatly making it, theyre just to strong, the second slot is up in the air, it could be anyone
» NK • 04/19/02
I have some canadian friends and they say stuff like:

1)soda=Cola
2)rubber bands= elastics!?

Uhhh, i think all i just did was waste some space here...
» Felix :// • 04/19/02
You still sure about detroit?? Losing the first two home games doesnt sound too great to me. I've always been a montreal fan, and I dont really see any team really kickin ass in the east, so I'm just hoping they will make it all the way.
» PeteTownshend @ :// • 04/19/02
well judgeing by the fact that detroit has 115 pts in the regular season u cant count them out at all, id root for the islanders for east, but they lack the playoff experience, id just like to see them beat the maple leafs to death and atleast make the second round.
» NK • 04/19/02
LETS GO ISLANDERS!!!!
» Falcon • 04/19/02
New york is one of the only places in the world that refers to pop or cola as "Soda". leave northport once in a while and see.
» Mike Myers • 04/19/02
canada
» guy • 04/20/02
i think that we should all say a prayer for the true "America's Team".... the detroit red wings! they're down two games, but if any team can come back from that, it's the wings, i hope.

oh yeah, what's this post about? yeah, it's too bad that "friendly fire" has claimed the lives of some fine canadian troops
» dr evil • 04/21/02
No actually the canadians call it "pop". and i live in san Diego, and we all call it Soda tough guy.
» felix :// • 04/22/02