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chickMmmmm baby. Aint nothing better than havin a good time with yourself now am I right or am I right? Being in your own world, letting your mind race, your brain and hands in perfect unison. The intenstity builds, your face strains, and then, AND THEN, AHHH an EXPLOSION!!!

Awesome, beat a level of Super Mario World on GBA.

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Senior year is horrible. Well at least for me it is. Dull boring classes all day, knowing that they aren't going to affect my future at all, watching the clock tick, every second of every 42 minutes of each friggin' period. It's about enough to drive a man insane.

Now I bet you're thinking, "Well Sean, How the hell do you cope with it? How do you make it through each day? How do you keep yourself from dropping out of high school? How are you hung like a bear?" The answer my friends, is Nintendo's Game Boy Advance. Oh and for the last question, 50 pound weights tied to a string. You figure it out.

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Ever since Christmas 2001, my days in high school have been so much more enjoyable. From fuckin' koopas up the ass in Super Mario World Advance 2 during cities, to HADUKENS from Ryu in Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo Revival during physics. My little GBA has brought hours of enjoyment, as you can often find me third period sitting in the well in my own little world...

Doom
Remember Doom? Of course you do, it's on GBA.

Of course there is no perfect console out there, as we all know. The one major downfall of GBA, no backlighting, as we all remember from Sega GameGear. But alas, a group of smart dudes called Triton Labs have come up with a lighting system that could possibly make GBA perfect.

So if you're like me, and could use some extra excitement during school, I would highly suggest the $70.00 Game Boy Advance, it beats the hell outta Nibbles on your graphing calculator. And next time you see me playing, stop by and say hi. You never know what magical game world I could be in. Anyone up for some Britney Spears Dance Beat??

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Well, then again maybe some things are just better left up to the good ol' fashioned self satisfaction. Just ask the circled guy below, he knows what I'm talkin about.

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PeteTownshend @ ://   04/23/02

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GBA fuckin rules. I gotta get more games for it.
» TheBreff • 04/23/02
Ive been playing supe mario world for SNEs lately and I happen to think it is better than the GBA version. basically, the GBA gives you very little give, and it is kinda jerky. not to mention poorly lit!

nothing beats the real thing, but for light gamers, I think the GBA is a true winner.
» felix :// • 04/23/02
Although I am not putting GBA down, Nibbles and other games like Oregon Trail and Blackjack are great ways to pass the time on your TI-83...especially given the prevalence of graphing calcs.
» A Nibbles Fan • 04/23/02
TI-86 man, its the way to go, it's like $10 more, and the games are at a whole new level, like mario and megaman
» Mike • 04/23/02
Mike, do you need Mirage OS to run those games on the 86?
» A Nibbles Fan • 04/23/02
i dunno about you guys but im more interested in our favorite blonde pop singer in the see thru shirt...like i have anything better to do now anyways.
» NK • 04/23/02
that man in the picture looks so sad and upset. Incredibly funny.
» Mr. Dan McNamara • 04/24/02
No, just use Asm(the name of program here) , 86 has a built in assembly
» Mike • 04/24/02
-Hosh is the troll that lives under the bridge. His nose is larger than Gonzo's.

-The security guards are fat greasy italians. Big whopps. Makin' da meatballs.

-Tim Dunn dove into the shallow end due to his own stupidity and he has a scholarship and fundraisers in his name. He is praised. Why doesn't that sound right?

-About 75% of Northport High school graduates that were accepted to 4 year schools, fail out or are homesick pussies and end up at SCCC.

-If you go to BOCES, your a bum.

-Kevin Blom looks like an autistic child. His Ford Ranger is a Niggermobile. It has Nigger rims. He is not a Nigger. But I guess its ok for him to pretend.

-Mrs. Rush is a big dyke. It's a man baby yeah!!!!

-Its too bad no students have died this school year due to drunk driving. There's always next year.
» Fucked........Proper. Before see Germans get here aye. • 04/25/02