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New poll up. Last poll was pretty predictable: guys masturbate a lot more than chicks. A lot of chicks (or incognito guys) did say that they masturbate once or more a day, which is what I like to hear. Fine ladies with a healthy sexual appetite are what makes the world go 'round. The results to the whole poll could have been a sham though, because 13 chicks said that they have black boyfriends, and I don't even think there are that many black people in all of Northport.

The new stuff I promised you is in the works, get ready for it.

Edit 2: The poll WILL work now. If you tried it earlier and got errors, just vote again. This time I'm positive that it's fixed.

The Baron @ ://

10/12/01

19 comments

http://www.northportsevs.com/poll/qpoll31.pl?poll_id=000010&action=process

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» Sassy @ :// • 10/12/01

First i swear im a girl, and i masturbate probably at least 2 times a day sometimes more. And if im watching porn forget it. But yeah i think a lot of females are prude about it or lie cause personaly i don't think i could go for more than 3 days without masturbating, but thats just me, i guess im horny for a girl.

» Cat • 10/12/01

God bless you, Cat. Even though you're probably a beast.

» Chad @ :// • 10/12/01

Chad i thought you were into the beast type ?

» .. • 10/13/01

Nah, I'm into REAL beasts, not beastly humans. You know, horses, dogs, squirrels, etc.

» Chad @ :// • 10/13/01

Hah, im deffinatly not a beast. Im not saying im hot but im a girl so i wouldnt put myself up anyways. I consider myself pretty though. So thanks for the quick judgement.

» Cat • 10/13/01

'twasn't a judgement, 'twas a guess. I have no clue who you are, nor does it really matter.

» Chad @ :// • 10/13/01

You say that now only cuase you don't know who i am but if you did know who i am it would matter. But thats completely besides the point.

» Cat • 10/13/01

Cat tell me your name or number

» whitcomb • 10/13/01

hah you wish!!

» Cat • 10/13/01

Well, yeah, if I knew who you were then I would know if you were a beast or not. So I guess it does matter, you got me there.

» Chad @ :// • 10/13/01

I know who Cat is.

» rip @ • 10/13/01

In the new poll, you forgot the best haircut of all...The McGillicutty. It's the most popular haircut in Dedham, Ma where I live, so I bet it is all over Northport. You get a fade, then dye the top blond, gel it, then push the hair on top forward, and voila! Justin Timberlake steez! Pullin' all the bitchez.

» andrew burton @ :// • 10/14/01

Who is she? Sounds like a keeper. Or at least for one night!!

» CAT FAN • 10/16/01

i know cat, she is a beast

» kirops • 10/16/01

You know what you probably wish i was a beast! However i really am not. Then again i guess its all up to interpretation, isn't it.

» Cat • 10/17/01

on the porch with a shotgun, ill blow your balls off, your all soft, girls do masturbate alot, many a time i am left alone to hold my own dick because my woman enjoys the company of her 12 inch rubber dildo im reminded of a quote "i gotta down a six pack and watch a porn before im even ready to touch her" thanks shoe M-TOWN REPRESENTIN

» KEMPSTA THUGSTA • 10/18/01

HOW DO NORTHPORT CHICKS FEEL ABOUT ANAL? AND WILL JERRY'S SUBS BE MAKING A COMEBACK ANYTIME SOON? ANSWERS PLEASE I CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT

» KEMPSTA THUGSTA • 10/18/01

Hey Luke, Northport chicks love anal.

» ANGEL OF DEATH @ • 10/18/01