And now ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing enjoyment, a short video about Northport.


It's all about the satanic killings we had in Northport back in '84, mostly focusing around Ricky Kasso. If you don't know much about the events, or even if you do, you should really check it out. It'll give you something to talk about at parties, you know, to impress the chicks.

You: So, you know much about Ricky Kasso?
Slut with nice cans who you're looking to bang: Who?
You: Also known as the Acid King, Richard Kasso is a local legend. Him and a friend killed some kid over drug money while tripping on mescaline in the woods behind King Kullen, back in 1984. Kasso was a self-professed Satanist and when the media got ahold of the story they exaggerated it into Northport being a center of cult activity. While in jail, he hung himself.
Slut:You're so cultured. Let's fuck.

It was put together by Brian Tane, using old news footage and After Effects (a video editing program for those of you unenglightened). Check out the personal section of his site, tanedv.com for some other cool stuff.

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Special thanks to Chuck Kessler of the Van, for finding this video. He also wants me to remind you to check the Van site for updates on the status of their latest projects.

Fuck that lying little rodent called a groundhog. Predicting 6 more weeks of winter was absolute bullshit. What we have on our hands my friends is the spring. Flowers start to bloom, love is in the air, the heavy winter jackets fall prey to smaller lighter jackets of the same design. Old Italian guys who have 'vette convertibles start to lower the canvas a bit more often, showing off the trophy whore in the passenger's seat for all to see.

What I'm getting at here people is that the spring sucks. So does the fall for that matter. Who really needs a season to transition, I mean summer suits its purpose to be hot as fucking hell, and winter used to do its job, but nowadays I think it's going to get fired for being such a lazy season and just being cold without the white gold known as snow. Back to spring through, we as New Yorkers don't need those extra 2-3 months of "mild" temperatures to get ready for the hot of summer, no, fuck that.

I say summer comes directly after winter, that way hot chicks are in next to nothing bathing suits prancing around exciting all the guys that could never have the chance to see them wearing anything less. That dream will never come about on the island though, or at least not for another 30 years when global warming will really kick in and then not only will we have summer, we'll have it all year long and LI will be a giant sand bar.

Well maybe I havent been all that fair to the season of spring, so I'll say there is one positive aspect about it. In the spring time love is in the air, why? I guess it's because all other animals are trying to get their mating done so they can pop out their offspring in time so that they grow a little before winter. Well whatever is the cause, there is a surge of hormones in the air and it turns everyone into little Fuck-Bots. With the sole programmed role of having sex, yes, S------E------X. The 3 letter word that most parents tried to hide from us as children. The 3 letter word that if uttered could cause the entire middle school to go into a frenzy. Good old-fashioned fucking. The only problem that arises because of everyone being in heat is that 85% of teenagers in the high school arent getting their groove on. That 85% of people instead release their frustration by playing sports, watching movies(guys watch porno, girls watch chick flicks), and of course masturbation, because if someone else isnt gonna do it for you, you'd better do it yourself. Now most guys by this time will readily admit they do it, but girls on the other hand, well GIRLS ARE DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS. They are worse liars than Enron executives.

Now stop reading this and go enjoy whatever you enjoy.

Here it is, the thing you've all been eagarly awaiting, or at least pretending to for my sake, the Northport Music spotlight. All these artists were born in Northport or at least spent a significant portion of their lives there. Now, both you and I know that these are by no means all, or even a large percentage of, the musicians who have come out of Northport, these are just the ones that submitted to us. All this music is copyright the artists who submitted it... I think... I honestly have no idea when it comes to this legal jargon. You can download the songs individually, or if you're feeling really saucy, there's a zip at the bottom that contains all of submissions, plus a playlist file. Anyway, enough of my blabbering, ON WITH THE SHOW!   click more to read the rest  

Myself and a few other Sevs editors are going on vacation until Monday, so there's not likely to be any updates until Tuesday which is when we are going to unveil the Sevs music spotlight which we have been underway with for a while now. We have a bunch of submissions, and we think you'll be pleased with the end result. Anyway, we'll be back soon enough, but until then enjoy the forums, and check out Townshend's review of Cannibal Holocaust, it's keen.

Wednesday, February the 12th, 2002. One of the most sick, gruesome, intense films ever played twice at the Huntington Cinema Arts Centre. This film was Ruggero Deodato's "Cannibal Holocaust" which was released in 1979 but quickly banned and censored in many countries. Immediately after its Italian premier in 1980, the film was impounded and Deodato faced one obscenity trial after another. For reasons unknown to myself and my group of peers, this masterpiece was shown in it's entirety that night at the Cinema Arts. I for one feel lucky to have been able to see such a film.

**Warning: Although nothing compared to the actual movie, clicking more will bring you to a few fairly gruesome pics. Enjoy**

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The Northport music spotlight deadline is coming up boys and girls. We have a bunch of submissions, but we don't have any from the groups that actually inspired this event (fisheye & noon to five), and I'd honestly be let down if they don't wind up sending anything in. All that talk and no redemption would be a shame. Anyway, I want to have all the submissions in by this Friday (2/15), so there's not much time left. Email me with your submissions or reach me on AIM to submit your tunes. If you're having problems getting the music onto the comp, drop me a line, I'll probably be able to help in one way or another.

The forums are progressing in terms of features and looks, and while still not 100% dialed, we're getting closer day by day. If you're having the following issues check out these threads:
• I keep getting logged out, and have to sign back in repeatedly
• The time displayed on the forum is all kinds of wrong
In general, registering and then going through all the profile & options settings will cure what ails ya.

After being down forever, we finally got our act together and got the sevs forums back up. The combination of a new server and new forum software will make the whole experience about 1000% better. All the old accounts are still in place, but the passwords were all tossed out and replaced with random ones in the the upgrade. We sent out a mass email explaining how to get new passwords set up, but if you didn't get it (probably because you used a fake email address) and still want your old account back, just email me and I'll see what I can do. If you just want to set up a new account ,there's nothing stopping you, there's just less clutter in the database if you keep the same account. And if you're new, you don't have to deal with any of this crap, lucky you!

With the new software there's a host of new options, including much faster browsing, better search, more robust profiles, and more configurable graphics. Right now, it's ugly as hell, but we'll work on that, we just wanted to get it to you all as soon as we could.

A couple quick notes: There are no more user names, your nickname is what you login with now. A lot of the images on the old threads are going to be broken links, I'll work on that in the next few days. There will probably be a lot of problems which I don't even know about yet, so just report them as you see them and I'll see what I can do.

Ideally this relaunch would have been picture perfect with all this jazz taken care of, but I figured everyone would rather have it 'work in progress' than wait for my perfectionist ass to get finished with everything.

I just imported all the old threads and shit from the old forums into the new software. Everything went peachy, and I just have to get it looking good and get all the new settings dialed correctly. One thing that I'm gonna have to do is send out a mass email to all the forum users becuase you are going to have to redo your passwords since they weren't transferred over in the upgrade. I'll probably get that out sometime tomorrow. Again, sorry about all the delays, this shit has been hell, but I think it's gonna be worth it. Broken scripts (namely the poll) abound on the site as well, they should be resolved by tomorrow.

Last poll showed that guys thought the best way to get sex was through a loving relationship (ha!), with mental trickery coming in a close second (in hindsight, I can't believe didn't include money as a choice). Girls on the other hand thought the best way to avoid sex was to say their herpes is flaring up. Telling him no came in second, with the good ol' icy hot handjob rounding out the top three.

New articles and shit coming once all the tech stuff is resolved. (ie. soon... for real this time)

Well, if you're reading this, you're seeing us on the new server. Forgive any problems for now, we're working them all out. For reference, the server ip is: 66.197.67.116. I'm working on converting all the old forum messages as we speak, so expect that soon.

Those who were directly affected by this unfortunate event already know my pain. For those of you who do not yet know, my house is no more. I have moved out due to events out of my sphere of influence. This has left myself and a group of dedicated drunken stoners with out a place to smoke pot and drink with no consequences. The stoner community in general has lost a haven. I know there's others out there who feel my pain.

Monday, February 4th marked the eighteenth birthday of Douglas Patrick Perkins Esquire. Now you may be saying to yourself, "Who the hell is this fine mannered young man who is now of legal age to buy tobacco products and pornography (or one of the many sultry combinations of the two)?" Or you may be saying, "Ah, fuckin' Jimmy North's brother, I know that kid." But, most likely you are saying "Jesus Christ, that kid's a fuckin' fag. I heard he gives good rimjobs though." But it doesn't really matter what you're saying, unless you have voice recognition software, in which case Word probably just opened up and tried to help you type a letter. Anyway, kick back with a cold one and get ready to enjoy my tribute to my best friend and future NAMBLA man of the year, Doug Perkins.   click more to read the rest  

Alright, things are looking good on the new server, forums, etc. Once that's done, we're gonna return stronger than ever. We've got a lot of good articles lined up as well as some new features for the site (a rumor bin that anyone can post on, and some other surprises). Sorry for the delays, but such are the trials and tribulations of the internet.