This halloween was quite ill for me this year. It all begain when i was working at the haunted Barn. It was cool but it gets ghetto doing the samething for the 100th time in a row. In english class Morgan suggested that i should Be robot frank for halloween so i decided to be just that. It was a cool idea but verry inpratical since the costume was cumberson and the staples scrached me up. But still I managed to bust madd moves for the mass and was one of the most original ideas in the school "besides hash's and aserio's costnumes. This halloween i chilled with the cru as we walked down larkfield road like we owned the town. When we saw these punks we scared them with eggs and they ran for there lives. The high light of halloween 2001 was when i saw Micheal Jackson' halloween spatacular. A general summery was that all the local kids started to "hang"with micheal in a haunted house. Then the parents came to Runn micheal jackson out of town. TO counter this MJ rased the dead to bust madd moves for A half hour str8. at the end Micheal Jackson threw the evil mayor out of the window and said to the parent "admit you guy's had a great time" and they all laughed and said yess micheal we did.

You boys and your mixed messages. Many girls might want to follow your advice but are hesitant because of possible backlash. It seems that for most guys, a girl is either a prude or a slut. If she is aware of what she wants, aggressive, maybe even openly horny, she gets put down as being a slut, premiscuous and dirty. Guys don't want her. This happens regardless of whether she actually is a slut or not, and depends more on her sexual appetite. Expression of our own sexuality is discouraged by most. Yet, when she keeps quiet, and plays it safe, she is automatically a prude. Girls are dumb and tend to think that if they let themselves be won over too easily, or make the first move, they will look bad. So for most it is a lose/lose situation and difficult to find that delicate balance.
I personally don't agree with the way this system has come to work itself out. I have also observed that most of the negative backlash about being a slut comes from other jealous, prude girls. I agree with escobar about the shortage of kinkiness, and that is just a damn shame, but there is not much that can be done about it. I don't mean for all girls to start getting with any guy and being easy. I simply mean that girls should not mess around with headgames. It's ok for guys to express sexual desire or take action, and it should be for females, without being slutty. It takes most girls a while to come around and become secure enough with themselves to feel comfortable with stuff like that. It's nice to know that there is support for girls who like sex though, I do. Eventually, and hopefully, most other girls will be able to admit that as well. So here's some female feedback for you boys, there will be more to come.

Its time for you ladies to have a post dedicated just to you and maybe you might learn a thing or two from it. First i would like to start out in saying that the ladies in NHS have to stop the game of leading guys on and start coming through. So heres some rules for you ladies that could possibly help you in attracting more guys or getting the guy that you never thought you could.

1. When you give a guy a sexy look or a faint whisper of a tantalizing word follow it up with something maybe put his hand on your ass or something of the sorts.....dont bring us up and then let us down like that.
2. Start talking kinky, guys appreciate it a lot and there is a shortage of kinkiness coming from the girls who are desired in this school.
3. Dont make them chase, try it for once, it sucks.
4. Dont waste time....I try to forget those long periods of courting only to find out 1-4 months later that she hooked up with another dude and i havent kissed her yet.
5. Make the first move.....Go on the offensive and tell him "What a girl wants" and how he can work it correctly.
6. Dont be silent....Men need to know whats going on Down Under.
7. Give him encouragement......make sporadic audible hints.
8. Jump his shit.....dont make him do all the work.

Now you are all educated and it is now time to go out into the world and give these tips a shot.

This poll was unique, this was not an opinion poll, in fact, it wasn't even a poll at all. It was a multiple choice question. Sadly, only 21 people got it right. Old women, are the most efficient wet vac'ers in the world. Not only do they have the experience of ho's, but they can be as loose as sluts. Better yet, they are the most equipped for the job. A ho, a slut, a rookie, even a guy, all have teeth, and they can be quite painful if you get clipped. Old women on the other hand, one hundred percent, gums. Thats right folks, no teeth. And they drool a good deal so you're set with insta-lube. Rookies and Sluts ran just about even on this poll, indicating like always that npters have no damn clue what they like, and 6% of all the votes were for men, indicating that some of you are gay and proud, and that a little more of that 6% are just fucking gross.

Most visitors to sevs are male. This is not intentional, it's just the way it is. We'd like to change that around a little and get some more female visitors (we'd like to get some more hermaphrodites too, but I don't think there are that many in Northport to begin with). We've tried to make sevs more hospitable for you ladies with female only polls and some other little things, but this really isn't enough, and we know it. What we need from you, though, is to let us know what you want to see from Sevs. Whether it be female editors, more gossip, a female only board on the forums, easier to use navigation, whatever it is, just let us know. Leave a comment with your suggestions or send one of the editors an email, and we'll do our best to get it done. We here at Sevs love the ladies, and we want to keep you coming back for more.

I'd also like to take this time to give a call out for a female editor. We basically just want a good writer with interesting ideas, who also happens to be female. Whether she talks about girly shit or not, we just think it would be good for the site overall. What we'd expect is a semi-regular writing schedule, and a little dedication to the site. What you'd get in return is the chance to have 400+ people per day read what you have to say, and if you choose to use your real name, a chance for fame (and perhaps riches if you tell some pathetic guys to send you money). Age/looks/whatever doesn't matter, as long as you're female and have some writing talent, you are eligible for the position. Send me an email if you'd like to apply.

I've been busy working on some new flash content for Sevs. I've been working on a few pieces simultaneously, so expect some dormancy from me, followed by a heaping portion of content. Here's a sampling of what I listen to while I work. These are all instrumentals, since I find lyrics too distracting when I am trying to get work done. They are all totally different from each other, give them a listen if you are feeling adventurous.

» Amon Tobin - Four Ton Mantis
» Overton Berry Ensemble - Superstar
» DJ Shadow - Napalm Brain/Scatter Brain
» Ponga - Pick Up the Pieces of Saturn
» K-Rad - 144urjob

Story:
Leonard Shelby wears expensive, tailored suits, drives a late model Jaguar sedan, but lives in cheap, anonymous motels, paying his way with thick wads of cash. Although he looks like a successful businessman, his only work is the pursuit of vengeance: tracking and punishing the man who raped and murdered his wife. His suspicions dismissed by the police, Leonard's life has become an all-consuming quest for justice.

The difficulty, however, of locating his wife's killer is compounded by the fact that Leonard suffers from a rare, untreatable form of memory loss. Although he can recall details of life before his "accident," Leonard can't remember what happened fifteen minutes ago, where he is, where he's going, or why.

Review:
Memento is a great film both in terms of its story as well as its construction. The entire movie is laid out backwards ie. The last part of the story is the first scene you see. There was a Seinfield episode like this a few years back but as opposed to just being a gimmick, in Memento it is a great way of helping the viewer understand the plight of the main character, Leonard Shelby (played by Guy Pearce). Leonard has lost the ability to make new memories since the rape and murder of his wife. He can remember everything up to that point, but has not been able remember anything new after that. He keeps track of what he has done and what he wants to do by writing himself extensive notes, taking polaroids, and getting tatoos of particularly important information.

I found that the film started out as hard to follow. This is the tendency in any non-linear form of story telling, but Memento is particularly difficult due to the amount of characters and sheer volume of information that you are trying to absorb. One thing that helps to lessen the confusion is an extended phone conversation Leonard is having with an unknown caller intercut throughout the main story. It is used as a form of interior monologue, and is the most elegant method of doing it I have ever seen. As I got deeper and deeper into the film, I gradually came to understand everything that I didn't get when I first saw it. After the phenomenal ending, I was truly in awe of how well everything came together just how powerful a film it was.

Summary:
Memento is an amazing movie that I think anyone with an interest in film should see. The writing and direction of Christopher Nolan are top notch in all respects. The acting of Pearce, Carrie-Anne Moss (Natalie), and Joe Pantoliano (Teddy) is also very good; while maybe not Oscar level, their performances are more than adequate for the roles. All in all, Memento is one of the best movie I've seen this year.

Score:
» 4.5/5

Links:
» Official Site
» Trailer

"The Glory of Dowd, The Fall of the Popular Royal Family, or Dan Can: and he did"

The game can be described like this, Dowd does this, Dowd does that, Dowd threw to the other team with 1 minute left, Dowd lost.

The only saving point of the day was the Homecoming Dance, Let me be the first(or the last) to congratulate the Homecoming King, umm and queen I guess, but mainly the king. Dan "The Man" McNamara came through in style to stomp down the competition with his brand of pure whimsical humor. That girl Lauren was queen, thats cool I guess. Well now that that mess is covered let me say this, editor and resident move buster at sevs Ill Bill Bradley maintained a funky beat of wildly flailing arms and complete irish pride. Sadly though, our move bustin phenom was beat out by the likes of a very drunk Hashmatullah Omarkheil. When some Limp Bizkit song came on, Hash was up on the DJ table like santa claus up through a chimney, like a flash if you dont get me you stupid son of a... He went all out, if I was carson "huge fag" daly I'd say he was off the hook, he just got the crowds cheering in absolute revelry, this man had lept from mere mortal to the realm of godliness. He stepped down from his pedestal for a few minutes to rest I suppose, but without a doubt, he was back up on a table a song after, and waved his shirt around like a helicopter rotor(the song was some rap song about helicopters I think, iced out ones with bling blingin doors I guess) DJ junior kid and the infamous MASTAMIND kept the records spinning track after track, playing such awesome classics like that spice girls song about being your lover and getting with her friends, cotton mouth joe errr eyed, thats it cotton eyed joe, and lets not forget some N*SYNC and Backdoor Boys. It was a splendid evening I must say, and if you have some stories you'd like to share, please feel free to post them, but I wont give a shit because I only care about what I have to say, and if you dont like that well shove it.

Today I went to my friends birthday party in smithtown.
Everyone there at first was like all goth and wicked. as
i noticed in smithtown for entertament the girls say that
they would make out with each other if two guys kiss
each other. i think that if a guys does that they arent
keepen it real but acting SUPER GAY.later on all these
people thought i looked like conan O'brian and kept on
calling me conan and stuff. Durring this get together all
the cool Upper classmen hanged out in the tree house.
when i went up there i said that all this stuff like i am
the most popular person in northport and they beleved
me.so i was like word.overall i ended up being the coolest
person there and i was extremly superfly

New poll up for everyone to vote on. In the last poll mullets took the victory leaving all other hairstyles in the dust. Why? Got me, I guess most of you are just unoriginal and think the mullet is still "cutting edge". Some of you noticed that we left off a lot of other popular styles. ie. the jerry curl, the afro, and the mohawk. We did this mostly because we forgot about them at the time we made the poll, but then later justified that we wanted every choice to be a gag, and the afro and mohawk can still be cool if done right. The new poll is a bit of a departure for us since it has a definitive right answer (in the minds of the sevs editors anyway), as opposed to all the other polls which were just opinions. Stay tuned for the end of the poll to see if you got the right answer.

In other site news, the new content we promised is coming soon, so be on the lookout for that.

I have to say i Love the pep rally for one thing only....the tigerette performance. They have done it again, combining their voluptuous bodies with the ever so tantalizing techno beat. I have to say that sitting front row was one of the best senior privaleges i have been able to cash in on this year. My favorite part was how the girls looked up at the ceiling as they were embarassed to make eye contact, which gave the overabundant horny male crowd an opportunity to window shop without being caught. Also the combination of pelvic thrusts, twists, and the infamous Slut-Crawl all worked the crowd. I have to give it to you ladies, although half of you couldnt keep the dance moves together and stay N*sync with the rest of the other girls you definetely were worth the 5 min of my lunch period.

P.S. did anyone else notice one of the captains in the front line mess up?

Once again, the God-like phalanx of administrators that run our fine school have saved our precious little lives. What was it today? Another gas leak? Buffalo stampeding in the commons? Far worse... THERE WAS WATER ON THE FLOOR IN THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM. I don't know this for sure, because I don't go in there, because that would be perverted. But word has it that's what the problem was. Now, it's a known fact that water is highly explosive and coming within 10 or 20 feet of it can cause instant brain damage and create tumors in your lungs. Bearing this in mind, the administration made the wise choice of coming on the PA and whining about it and shit. CHILDREN THEAH HAS BEEN A WATTAH LEAK. WE HAVE SHUT AWFF AWLL THE WATTAH IN THE SCHOOL. THEAH IS NO CAWSE FUH CONCERN.

Oropallo 4-eva.

I've said it before (not really), and I'll say it again, Procrastination is the American way. There's no better way to get something done than a good session of doing absolutely nothing followed by a mad dash of half-assed effort to slap something together right before the deadline. There's a zillion ways to procrastinate: talk to people online, masturbate (a personal favorite), watch tv, draw the selection box on your desktop over and over, etc. Sometimes you even do things you'd never do if you didn't have something due the next day. If you're like me (and I know I am), you'll never have a cleaner desk than on the day before you have a five page paper due. Sometimes you'll even procrasinate right past the deadline. It's 2 in the morning, and you haven't even started your midterm that's due tomorrow? Fuck it, just don't go to school tomorrow and spend the day doing it. But then you know what happens, you wait until 2 in the morning the next night before you start. Then if you're really daring, you'll skip another day of school. Track star Dave Baxley missed half his junior year caught in this vicious cycle, no joke.

Sunday is my least favorite day. Why? Because every week I say I'm not gonna do anything so that I can get all my work done, and then at night I'll watch HBO and go to sleep early. What actually happens is I spend all day sitting around watching tv and talking to people, then watch Band of Brothers and realize that I haven't even started my work. I go to sleep and hope I can do it tomorrow during lunch. I get away with it too, isn't our education system great?

What's my point? There is no point. It's Sunday night and I don't want to do my homework.

New poll up. Last poll was pretty predictable: guys masturbate a lot more than chicks. A lot of chicks (or incognito guys) did say that they masturbate once or more a day, which is what I like to hear. Fine ladies with a healthy sexual appetite are what makes the world go 'round. The results to the whole poll could have been a sham though, because 13 chicks said that they have black boyfriends, and I don't even think there are that many black people in all of Northport.

The new stuff I promised you is in the works, get ready for it.

Edit 2: The poll WILL work now. If you tried it earlier and got errors, just vote again. This time I'm positive that it's fixed.

People, much like parakeets, tend to flock. I'm sure you've seen it, and I'm sure you've done it, it is simply a part of being human. Even those who claim to be individuals, group together despite their insistance that they are truly their own person. I'm sure you've seen all the "individuals" in our school who hang out by the auditorium. They all individually decided to dress alike, honest, no, seriously, they did, I'm not lying.

Now to the point, people who are so uncomfortable outside of a group environment that they feel the need to display their affiliations like it was their hair color. DGF, KT, Pirate Cove, etc. It's all the same bullshit. Insecure kids with small dicks and no self esteem. I don't have a problem with anyone belonging to a group, don't get me wrong. What gets me is the need of these members to constantly remind others that they are indeed members of said gang X, Y, and Z (don't forget Q). No one fucking cares. Even if the group is cool, it does not make you cool to parade around in your proverbial colors. It makes you a desparate loser who can't stand the idea of not fitting in. Advertising your group like a putz puts you in the same league as a soccer mom with the "My Child is an Honor Student...", or the even more clever (read: lowbrow) "My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student" bumper stickers. It goes beyond pride, right past being funny, veers left of respectability, and finally touches down at pathetic. There are times and places for displaying what group you belong to, but for the most part these are limited to team sports and war.

The only club where you are instantly cool is the mile high club, and that is only because the initiation is oh so sweet.

Why have things been so slow here at Sevs you ask? Because we're getting ready to unleash a whole host of multimedia conglomerative, paradigm shifting, toad lifting, beat chopping shit on ya'll. Trust me, it'll be worth the wait. And now because linking files is a hell of a lot easier than being funny, I present you with these pearls from years gone by:

• Mario Bros.
• Lynx

Today i found out that my cousin from England is in a big time Rock band called Dreamweaver. In this picture my cousin is the guy in the upper left. In england its cool to hang out at ancient ruins. heres their website: http://www.dreamweaver.s5.com/homepage.htm

It's a special day when a group of like-minded individuals come together and form a violent street gang. With that, I'd like to announce the creation and formation of the BMR Boyz. BMR is an exciting, fresh face in the gang scene, with a diverse, globe-spanning crew of hardcore ghetto thugstas. You can be sure that BMR will offer top quality shit-talkin' and tag writin' action, along with plenty of pant-saggin' and 40-drinkin'.

Stay Tuned to Sevs for all the latest BMR action! And remember... BMR!

10,000 hits, 1000 forum posts, averaging more than 200 unique visitors a day, Sevs is doing pretty good, lads and lasses. We still have room to grow though, wait until you see some of the shit we have planned for your asses. (Now that was some beautiful poetry.)

Our last poll showed that the viewers of Sevs do not like Kevin Blom's truck... at all. You can check out the final results in the archives if you have a burning desire. The members of KT racing are going to be working on it tomorrow, lets hope they put sugar in the gas tank and take a crap on his seats. Maybe then I will respect them... nah, I still wouldn't.

On our new poll we want legitimate stats; it's completely anonymous, so vote honestly. Or vote dishonestly, just vote you fucks. Also remember that the popular opinion and comments features on the news help us to provide you with the entertainment you want, so chip in your 2 cents.

Mr. Pam is a fat, overfed, soulless, greasy tub of shit.

"And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: and that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." (Revelation 13:16-18.)